Dragonball Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 CORBETT (confused): Well there you are, four candles! BARKER: No, fork 'andles! 'Andles for forks BARKER: Got any plugs? CORBETT: Plugs. What kind of plugs? BARKER: A rubber one, bathroom. (Ronnie Corbett gets out a box of bath plugs, and places it on the counter) CORBETT (pulling out two different sized plugs): What size? BARKER: Thirteen amp! BARKER: 'O's! CORBETT: 'O's? BARKER: 'O's. (He goes to get a hoe, and places it on the counter) BARKER: No, 'O's! CORBETT: 'O's! I thought you said 'O! (he takes the hose back, and gets a hose, whilst muttering) When you said 'O's, I thought you said 'O! 'O's! (He places the hose onto the counter) BARKER: No, 'O's! CORBETT (confused for a moment): O's? Oh, you mean panty 'o's, panty 'o's! (he picks up a pair of tights from beside him) BARKER: No, no, 'O's! 'O's for the gate. Mon repose! 'O's! Letter O's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLicense Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Weather/whether/wether The weather is nice and sunny. I can't decide whether to ignore the chavs outside or bludgeon them to death with their own scooters. Another word for a castrated sheep is wether Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSZ Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 You done AFFECT and EFFECT yet??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdavies Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 I always have a problem with .. Chav... and Scum.. Oh wait... Chav Scum... more like hyperbole Edit: Hmm possibly synonyms, a little tenuous to be considered hyperbole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imi Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 What about.... CUM & COME Orgasm & Organism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mk47 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Has bumper & bumber been discussed yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdavies Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Duel - Dual Duel - I challenge you to a duel sir! Pistols at dawn? Dual - My computer has a dual core processor, yes that means two processing cores so that it can perform simultaneous thread execution in a more efficient manner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 I've noticed some people have started saying "my bad" when they make a mistake. My bad what? Where does this latest one come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdavies Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 I've noticed some people have started saying "my bad" when they make a mistake. My bad what? Where does this latest one come from? It isn't new. That saying has been around quite some time. Possibly an Americanism? "Oops, my bad!". Well, it sounds much more cool than "Mia culpa" to which I get blank stares most of the time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 It isn't new. That saying has been around quite some time. Possibly an Americanism? "Oops, my bad!". Well, it sounds much more cool than "Mia culpa" to which I get blank stares most of the time! I only noticed it the other week. Must lead a sheltered life.... It's like someone stopping halfway through a sentence, makes you sound like a right twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 What about.... CUM & COME Orgasm & Organism Oraganic / Orgasmic ? Whilst in Tesco I like to point out the orgasmic cucumbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 I've just seen in other threads... Dame, instead of Damn, and mist instead of missed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Bit off topic but the same sort of thing Different meanings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 I only noticed it the other week. Must lead a sheltered life.... It's like someone stopping halfway through a sentence, makes you sound like a right twat. Hey that was me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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