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How do you pronounce 'Fillet'


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[Very disorientating Camerawork. The "audience" can be heard yelling out where they think the fish is]

Strange Man: I wonder where that fish has gone?

Transvestite: You did love it so, you treated it like a son.

Strange Man: And it went... where-ever I... did go.

[bends perplexingly long arms]

Transvestite: Is it in the cupboard? Wouldn't you like to know! It is a most elusive fish.

[strange Man twiddles some brass taps sown to the breasts of the Transvestite's corset]

Strange Man: That went where-ever I did go.

Transvestite: Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!

Strange Man: A fish, a fish, a fishy OOOOH!

Transvestite: Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!

Strange Man: That went wherever I... did go!

[a strange, half-elephant/half-man creature wanders up out of nowhere holding a drinks tray]

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[Very disorientating Camerawork. The "audience" can be heard yelling out where they think the fish is]

Strange Man: I wonder where that fish has gone?

Transvestite: You did love it so, you treated it like a son.

Strange Man: And it went... where-ever I... did go.

[bends perplexingly long arms]

Transvestite: Is it in the cupboard? Wouldn't you like to know! It is a most elusive fish.

[strange Man twiddles some brass taps sown to the breasts of the Transvestite's corset]

Strange Man: That went where-ever I did go.

Transvestite: Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!

Strange Man: A fish, a fish, a fishy OOOOH!

Transvestite: Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!

Strange Man: That went wherever I... did go!

[a strange, half-elephant/half-man creature wanders up out of nowhere holding a drinks tray]

 

This sketch still haunts me to this very day... one of the most disturbing bits of comedy ever... I used to forward past it...

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forgot all about this thread thanks for the responses he now owes me £10 :)

i said its fill-it and he says its standard 'fill-ey' and i said bet i can get 10 people to disagree.

beers for everyone :friday:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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hehe i know its not all fishy but this was in relation to the fish burger that mcd's sell and they dont seem to understand what you mean unless you add the 'mc' before everything.

large mcfries etc. fill-ay of fish.

 

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Fill-IT if you're a real Brit.

 

Fill-EY if you're a posh twat who's trying to impress everyone within earshot (or a bird in a restaurant).

 

Seriously, fillit in all normal circumstances. Filley only suits French menu items such as fillet mignon.

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Well, for the word "FILLET", I believe the correct British pronunciation is "fill-it", but the American pronunciation is "fill-ay".

 

The issue is, however, is the fact that McDonalds use the slightly-more-poncy spelling with a single "L" (go on - look closely at the menu), "FILET", which, I believe, should always be pronounced "fill-ay" in both British and American English.

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