supRo Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 I remember seeing a finger written message on the back of a white van a few years ago: "If this white van is being driven safely, please call the police - It has been stolen"! Saw another funny one today: "I once met a man from Luton who swears he is Elvis"! (I'm from Luton and I saw the Van on the M25 near Surrey so I guess it's not that funny to other people!) Anyone seen any other funny messages scribbled on White vans? Ro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squiffy Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 "i wish my mrs was this dirty" is a good one:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 'If you can read this, I've rolled it, PTO' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 "I do not even own any power tools" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 have we really got to this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 have we really got to this? Haven't seen that one on a van before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supRo Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 "i wish my mrs was this dirty" is a good one:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blueangel Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 this also comes in white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blueangel Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 hows my driving call 0800 couldnt give a f**k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 ''ssshhhhhhhh, ilegal imigrants sleeping'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 .. There's always one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blueangel Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 "i wish my mrs was this dirty" is a good one:d Best when closely followed with: "She was with me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steb9780 Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 "If you think this is dirty, you should see my wife" Saw that in Gran Canaria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Best 2 ive seen were the one above, "Wish my wife was this dirty" and "Do not wash, seeds planted". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerry Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Funny this.. saw one yesterday that I mentioned to Soo last night. Not side splitting funny but I liked it ! Was on a very dirty builders van with the words under their name: For a complete construction service Somebody had cleaned the "complete con" for them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 "Honk your horn if you're gay like me". The poor bloke driving didn't know what the fuss was about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Warning Nutter at the Helm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 "rally drivers do it sideways" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 P O L I C E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonM Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 On a prison van, No prisoners kept in this vehicle overnight:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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supra steveo Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 i seen (and i don't know how to spell it ) your never alone with skitsofreenia my mum started laughing coz shes a psychiatric nurse and was checking his spelling and he had spelt it right the best bit was when we overtook him he was alone and singing his head off, my mum was in stitches and i was to busy driving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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