CJ Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 An English lady wishing to stay in a small German village in the mountains and not knowing any German, wrote to the local School Master to enquire whether there was a W.C attached to the cottage in which she was to stay. The teacher did not know this abbreviation and consulted the local Pastor who also knew little English. Together they decided that the lady must be a devout churchgoer and wished to know the situation of the nearest Westleyan Chapel, and therefore sent her the following reply…… Dear Ladyship, The W.C is situated about 7 miles from your lodging in the centre of a pine forest amid lovely scenery and is open Tuesdays and Thursdays. This is unfortunate if you are in the habit of going regularly, but you will be pleased to know that most people take their lunch and make a day of it. There are a great many visitors in the summer and I advise you to get there early. There are about 80 seats but should you be late there is plenty of standing room. I should particularly advise you to go on Thursday when there is an organ accompaniment. A bell is rung before each sitting. Hymn sheets are to be found hanging on the door. Both sides are to be used - please hang them up again when you have finished. My wife and I have been unable to go for six months, which has pained us greatly. I should be pleased to reserve you a good seat and will accompany you myself if you wish. Yours in anticipation…… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 What is a WC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Water Closet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 What's that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Lavatory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 What the wardrobe turns into sometimes if you come in beer faced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
far Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 What is a WC? bog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 30, 2006 Author Share Posted November 30, 2006 What the wardrobe turns into sometimes if you come in beer faced LOL...yep, been there a few times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 LOL...yep, been there a few times LOL great aint it. Specialy when the other 1/2 is watching you try and find the flusher for 20 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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