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Nutjob eats swan - Excuse: Hungry / Muslim


michael

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Jim Neary, prosecuting, said: "When interviewed he said, 'I was hungry, I had to eat the swan so I killed it, I stabbed it. I did nothing wrong, it was just a bird, I needed to eat.'"

 

"The officers told him the swan was the property of the Queen and he replied, 'I hate the Queen, I hate this country.'"

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Swans are protected under the Countryside Act and Rights of Way Act 2000.

 

People who kill swans face a maximum £5,000 fine and/or six months in prison.

Well yeah Swans are one of like a hundred sorts of wild bird that are covered by that act. I was referring to the urban myth that swans especially are protected because "the queen owns them all"
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lock him in a tower? :blink:

THE Tower (of London - where all the treasonists (is that a word?) go :)

 

No point sending him to Oz, they're way smarter than us and wouldnt take him, unless it was straight into a prison first like a lot of the illegal immigrants they get there.

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