Poncho Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I just got back from a hard days work, and decided to fill up the car to save me doing it in the morning. As i got out to un-screw the filler cap, i was greeted with the sound of "thumping bass". I turned round to see what the noise was, too see a silver seat arosa, sporting blue undercar neons, and a dragon graphic in the rear window:rlol: fantastic! HOWEVER! as it drove past the front of my car to leave the driver leaned out of the window, and somehow above the drone of 10" subwoofer pushed to the ultimate limits, called me and i quote: "BATTY!!" He left with a screech of 13 inch wheels, before i could think of something to say, but its 20 mins later and i still cant think of anything that would come close to the sheer horror i feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feakins Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 He left with a screech of 13 inch wheels, before i could think of something to say, but its 20 mins later and i still cant think of anything that would come close to the sheer horror i feel. hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Was he Cute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 It's all in your wrist action at the pump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Owned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poncho Posted November 20, 2006 Author Share Posted November 20, 2006 It's all in your wrist action at the pump. obviously, coupled with my tight ass jeans, who wouldnt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Must have been that new extreme front mount intercooler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 What does 'batty' mean ? I've a batty mother-in-law, but something tells me not in the same sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 What does 'batty' mean ? I've a batty mother-in-law, but something tells me not in the same sense. :rlol: Batti bwoi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RICHARDA Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Jobby jabber in old money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Jobby jabber in old money. batti bwoi....never come across one of them yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RICHARDA Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Oooooeeeeeeerrrrr missus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 You know a Kakpipe Cosmanaut, Poo plunger, turd burglar, brown hatter, ginger beer, fudge nudger or an Augustus!!! Not that I'm well up on these things or anything!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RICHARDA Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Pirate of mens pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Dont forget these, butt burgler, fudge packer, up hill gardener, butt bandit and the bone smoker!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 How about rear admiral, shit stabber, bum bandit, tradesman. I take it the "Augustus" was understood as Augustus Gloop form Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. As he got stuck in the chocolate pipe. Oh that reminds me - Brown pipe engineer!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Tail Gunner is a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RICHARDA Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Steady we may get into trouble for not being PC:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Steady we may get into trouble for not being PC:) Actually you're right. Apologies to all the Sausage Jockeys who i've offended! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 "Navigator of the windward passage" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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