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Does anyone else find this really sad?


Pete

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In September, while consuming a 6-pound lobster at Sullivan’s during her father’s birthday, Summer Price quipped to the waitress that she would like to have a 20-pound lobster for her 28th birthday, almost a month later.

 

Ill bet Summer is about 20 stone :(

 

Fitting end to a 110 year old lobsters life? Being consumed by a fat american kid?

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Which reminds me of this.

 

Once upon a time, there was Larry the Lobster and Sam the Clam. They were the best of friends. One day, they were both killed. Larry the Lobster went to Heaven and Sam the Clam went to Hell. Larry the Lobster missed Sam the Clam so much, he asked God if he could go to Hell to visit Sam. God agreed, but he told Larry not to forget his harp.

 

Larry the Lobster agreed and down to Hell he went. When he found Sam the Clam, he had his own Disco in hell. Larry the Lobster had such a great time with Sam the Clam, that he lost all track of time. Larry heard the voice of God saying "Larry you must come back to Heaven."

 

Larry ran as fast as he could back to Heaven. When God saw Larry, he said, "Where is your Harp?"

 

Larry replied, "I left my Harp in Sam Clam's Disco."

 

Sorry :p

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I am a chef and have cooked loads of lobsters and crabs i used to feel sad for the poor things as i shoved them in the boiling water.thing was i used to kill em first .roasting needle in the brain .things you have to do when your a chef, eh !!:eyebrows:

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