Pete Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Girls is served a 22 pound lobster for her birthday: http://www.2theadvocate.com/news/4662501.html?showAll=y&c=y It lived for an estimated 110 years, only to be paraded around a restaurant and then boiled alive. I'm not against eating animals, and love lobster...but this just seems a shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squiffy Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 yeah i agree with you there mate:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 ya dam right, hope she chokes to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvershark44 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 we all gotta go someday! If it was that old surely it would die soon anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 It seems kinda weird eating something that was around in the time of Queen Victoria. I love lobster though. Yum yum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I'm not that posh enough to even try it. You all must be millionaires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 In September, while consuming a 6-pound lobster at Sullivan’s during her father’s birthday, Summer Price quipped to the waitress that she would like to have a 20-pound lobster for her 28th birthday, almost a month later. Ill bet Summer is about 20 stone Fitting end to a 110 year old lobsters life? Being consumed by a fat american kid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wez Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Very sad, thing should be protected not served to a fat kid. I disagree with the way lobster is cooked anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSZ Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I reckon 20st is probably a rather conservative estimate - rich, spoilt yank bint? Gotta be worth 25stone easy LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merckx Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Poor thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Which reminds me of this. Once upon a time, there was Larry the Lobster and Sam the Clam. They were the best of friends. One day, they were both killed. Larry the Lobster went to Heaven and Sam the Clam went to Hell. Larry the Lobster missed Sam the Clam so much, he asked God if he could go to Hell to visit Sam. God agreed, but he told Larry not to forget his harp. Larry the Lobster agreed and down to Hell he went. When he found Sam the Clam, he had his own Disco in hell. Larry the Lobster had such a great time with Sam the Clam, that he lost all track of time. Larry heard the voice of God saying "Larry you must come back to Heaven." Larry ran as fast as he could back to Heaven. When God saw Larry, he said, "Where is your Harp?" Larry replied, "I left my Harp in Sam Clam's Disco." Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSZ Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I went out with a girl who thought she was a lobster. She never bought dinner, never paid for a round, always had to have her way, in fact, she was a totally shellfish bitch!! (very sorry ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnd-mkiv Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Lol, this reminds me of an epsiode on the simpsons when homer has a lobster called pinchy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markrzs Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 don't agree with that at all and especially the way they boil them alive ! Although Lobster is nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 great joke! Anyway, yes a bit of a shame really. It's a very long fattening up process so I guess that lobster can be grateful it had a longer life than most living things and indeed things that get eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 I can't imagine it tasted that good either. We all know young and tender is best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I think you're all going soft.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 maybe one day our animal brothers will rise up against us and turn the tabble. Maybe even one day gibbons will be driving around in supras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I am a chef and have cooked loads of lobsters and crabs i used to feel sad for the poor things as i shoved them in the boiling water.thing was i used to kill em first .roasting needle in the brain .things you have to do when your a chef, eh !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Maybe even one day gibbons will be driving around in supras. I think that might have already happened Ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupra Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Thats a big lobster, but the one mentioned in the write up must have been massive, 54lb !. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezz Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Never had Lobster. Is it really that nice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I'm more Hippo-croco-moose than Gibbon Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I'm more Hippo-croco-moose than Gibbon Mike I got told off for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 by who? Is Charlotte sticking up for me again? Shes a little angel that girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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