francis Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Something seriously pissed me off today. I was driving along Old Brompton Road looking for a place to park. I saw a pay and display space and indicated, and then put on my hazzards to show the car behind me I was going to parellel park. I stuck the car in reverse and the car behind me overtook to go past knowing I was parking. The next thing I know, there's a BMW X5 (which would have been behind the car that overtook me) up my arse who's half pulled in to the space. I wait for a few seconds bemused over what the guy's done, wind down the window to ask him what the hell he was doing to which he said something like "get out of my space". In frustration and with a queue of cars behind him forming I drove down the road, pulled up and ran back to the guy's car *very* pissed off. I asked him what the hell he thought he was doing, he spouted some crap about how it was his space. He got out of his car, I asked if he lived around here, he said yes I live around the corner, "where do you live?", turns out we live in the same block. He spouted some more shit to which I said I would report him to the police, to which he said "do you want me to beat the f*ing crap out of you?". I could barely believe it, in 5 years of living in London I've never come across anyone so wrong, rude and threatening. I've reported him to the police, doubt anything will come of it, but I had to follow it up somehow! BMW Drivers.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wez Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Just torch his BMW while he is in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 You know what I'd have done??? I'd have parked there anyway. That said I have got a range rover so I'd have pushed him out of the way. (for all you that doubt I have actually done this). I have also left them in their parking space and double parked over them when they were too quick for me to push them out. As for offering to beat you up. Bloke lives in your block, just run him the f*ck over next time you see him, arrogant pricks like that walk in the road and think they are invincible, just run him over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 You see thats why I never piss anyone off in my own road, just wait a few weeks then do the tyres (all of em) that should cost him a few hundred squid ha ha...coz he cant claim off his insurance for that..not that im encouraging you to take part in criminal activity;) I hate arrogant twats like that:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daston Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 you should have just looked him up and down and said "pfft you can try" 9/10 people like this are all talk and will infact start thinking there is a reason for your confidence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 . . . to which he said "do you want me to beat the f*ing crap out of you?". Well done for keeping your cool. I'd probably have nutted the bloke at that point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis Posted November 16, 2006 Author Share Posted November 16, 2006 Believe me I wanted to, the fat w*nker! In retrospect if I'd egged him on to try it I could have probably done him for a bit more than verbal abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Dah shoulda just run him over Is it just me or is my Range Rover making me a bit of a road bully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soonto_HAS_soop Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 I'd of taken his plate, waited a few weeks, and then keyed the fcuk out of his prize shitter... MMmmmmm JD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis Posted November 16, 2006 Author Share Posted November 16, 2006 His car is parked outside right now, he lives on the same street as me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soonto_HAS_soop Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Key Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 He spouted some more shit to which I said I would report him to the police ...I've reported him to the police, doubt anything will come of it For what did you report him exactly? Parking in 'your' space? What did the police say? I can see it would be annoying but it's not really a police matter, is it? ps I'm shocked at the people saying saying to do something cowardly like keying the car or slashing his tyres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squiffy Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 I'm shocked at the people saying saying to do something cowardly like keying the car or slashing his tyres. yeah does seem harsh! just do something to piss him off, like cling film the whole thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 ps I'm shocked at the people saying saying to do something cowardly like keying the car or slashing his tyres. Have to agree. Its the the driver who's the twat not the car and if you do something cowardly like that what name does that give a supra driver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soonto_HAS_soop Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Well I blame the JD on my response, I've only got 1/4 a bottle left so I'll be back to normall tomorrow. It's all good saying keep it to the driver, but when are you ever going to see the driver? Which brings it back to, do something about it when it happens, or just forget about it..... I had some prick up my arse at 60mph tonight, when I stopped at some lights and flicked the mirror round, he just started to smile at me. I then sat at 10mph (in a 30) in front of him and pre-empted him on his way home, he soon got the meessage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grimreaper Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 put washing up lq over his windscreen, or if there is a post behind his car put a chain and padlock to it and his car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 I wouldn't even bother doing anything. Okay, he took your parking space and he sounded off. But it's only a parking space. Not the end of the world. Not worth the risk of your own car - if he happens to see you while your letting his tyres down, putting stuff on his windscreen. Chances are - he'd retailiate. Either with more verbal - or something abit more direct to your car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 put washing up lq over his windscreen, or if there is a post behind his car put a chain and padlock to it and his car. They did that on Mythbusters, the old American Graffiti trick, it didn't work. They had to cut most of the suspension components and use a massive steel hawser to get even slightly near the film SFX. Since you know his address, a prolonged midnight taxi / pizza campaign could give you satisfaction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 I wouldn't even bother doing anything. Okay, he took your parking space and he sounded off. But it's only a parking space. Not the end of the world. Not worth the risk of your own car - if he happens to see you while your letting his tyres down, putting stuff on his windscreen. Chances are - he'd retailiate. Either with more verbal - or something abit more direct to your car. Don't bother doing anything to the car, not worth it. He's a twat, you told him that, just ignore him now if he lives near by. If he starts up again, knock him out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 ps I'm shocked at the people saying saying to do something cowardly like keying the car or slashing his tyres. We are part of Francis's release valve Jake, he knows we are only messin! but the blokes lucky hes dealing with a decent fella! What a plank to piss someone off in his own neighbourhood, hopefully he'll do it to a local gang member or something one day! Amazing how a parking bay disagreement can esculate, maybe thats how the Iraq war started. 'Threatening behaviour' is an offence I'm sure, not worth persuing i agree as its his word against the other guys. There are 'arseholes' in this world thats life though! I agree though Jake 'walk away' but it helps to let off steam, the other guys time will come, bad karma and all that;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Be happy in the knowledge that he doesn't have the wit or wisdom to choose an individual car, is probably lousy in bed, has a mortgage the size of the combined debt of a small 3rd world country, has a wife who's shagging his best mate, might have a peanut allergy that he doesn't know about and may well come to bite him the ass one day, has a mum who thinks he's a jumped up little jerk and should never have had him and he was a 'mistake', is about to get the sack at work for downloading animal porn, is still lousy in bed, might be a ginger with hair dye and has a wart right on his ringpiece! Bless my dad though, still gotta love him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 give him a phone call one night... do a search on google for 'arnie soundboard'. hours of fun to be had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Cable tie a spark plug to his drive shaft - BMW'll be tracing the vibration for weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Be happy in the knowledge that he doesn't have the wit or wisdom to choose an individual car, is probably lousy in bed, has a mortgage the size of the combined debt of a small 3rd world country, has a wife who's shagging his best mate, might have a peanut allergy that he doesn't know about and may well come to bite him the ass one day, has a mum who thinks he's a jumped up little jerk and should never have had him and he was a 'mistake', is about to get the sack at work for downloading animal porn, is still lousy in bed, might be a ginger with hair dye and has a wart right on his ringpiece! Bless my dad though, still gotta love him! Superglue his windsreen wipers. It will be funny when he tries them and the rubber stays put and the stems scratch the fuck of the screen!!!! Not that I'd ever do that. H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyknox Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Being as the guy lives on your steet.....I hate to say it, but just let it go. You have informed the police, but be assured they won't actually do anything. You're the bigger man by just taking it on the chin. If it happens again....I dunno.....chin him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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