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Ewen

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Cop motorcyclist riding through town, sees an apartment on fire. Hes first on the scene and races down the road toward it just as a massive fat naked woman comes running out of the blazing building right in front of him...she screams and faints spreadeagled on her back in the middle of the road, and he locks up the brakes and drops the bike in his attempt to avoid hitting her. He picks himself up, puts his helmet between the womans legs to cover her modesty, and he races into the burning building.

A fire engine turns up immediately afterward and the fire chief surveys the scene...

'right lads, masks and oxygen, and ladder up to the first floor...oh and someone pull that bike cop outta there'

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