jamesmark Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 "Well ya see, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members." "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Did you just make that up?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Did you just make that up?! who cares, i like that theory and i'm sticking to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Did you just make that up?! do you think he made it up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I like the theory. But I have noticed that after destroying a few weaker brain cells I seem to fall over a lot! I also wake feeling like someone has shit in my mouth and nicked £50 out of my wallet!!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 do you think he made it up? Not really I was only joking Sorry Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted November 15, 2006 Author Share Posted November 15, 2006 It's actually a part of a script from the series Cheers, Cliff explaining it to Norm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hob Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 alcohol doesn't actually kill brain cells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin_a Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 There was a version in The Simpson too. I remember seeing a comedian, might have been Jimmy Carr saying a similar thing about traffic and pedestrians crossing the road "it only takes the slow or the stupid" m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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