wwe Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 i dont know if i can put this here but i think its funny. if i cant put this here where can i ???? A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adi2009 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Not to sound rude but this is a technical section, this post is meant to be in the 'off topic' section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Could a Mod move this to the Ancient Jokes section please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wwe Posted November 13, 2006 Author Share Posted November 13, 2006 i am very sorry but i didn't know where to post it i just thourght all you people would like it and would tell me where to post it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkTheBoy Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Its a good one mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wez Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oly Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Yeah you da man - nice joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 LOL, Good joke And it IS technical if you need to know how to cook eggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Lol, fucking brill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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