JustGav Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 And in what warped version of reality is something like this EVER a good idea?? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squiffy Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 what a prick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Hahahaha. Lesson learnt the hard way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Did he put it in the right way? Either way you've got to be as thick as shit to put of firework in your ass. Wonder if he'll fart sparks for a while.!!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Must've looked like one of those kids toy cars that you pull back and it throws sparks out the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Actually laughed out loud at that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 That's as close to a Darwin award as I have heard in a long time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham S Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 What a arse hole!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 I laughed so loud There is a section about methane gas and that he could of exploded - that made me laugh even more - i probably shouldnt laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 There was a video of a bloke lighting one from his arse leaving major burns, but not actually INTO his arse and exploding. What ever made him think that was a good idea? This is natural selection in action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham S Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 I remember lighting a fart once, didn't really think at the time how bad it could have turned out but to be honest i was pissing myself that much i would have put the anal fire out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gzaerojon Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 what a twat been done before though in jackass the movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 A red hot curry is going to be a walk in the park for him from now i imagine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 *cough*repost*cough* There was a blurry phone pic of him in yesterday's Metro, it actually looked like he'd put it the other way around i.e. facing into his arse hole so the sparks would fly out behind him... Squaddie apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I saw a video of something like this last year - some American kid. What a twat. He was laughing until the fuse lit up, then he jumped around squeaking with flaming rocket up his arse. Classic. Actually search for "firework arse" on youtube - it's scary just how many people seem to think their bottom is the perfect launching site! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 What a ass hole!!! see what I did then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I saw a video of something like this last year - some American kid. What a twat. He was laughing until the fuse lit up, then he jumped around squeaking with flaming rocket up his arse. Classic. Yeah I saw that, thing is it would've been alright if he hadn't clenched with the initial shock (pain) of it lighting!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Yeah, he would also have been OK if he'd just clenched it in his crack, rather than invading his inner sanctum... I burned my finger lightly this year, just from the sparks off a fuse - imagine what the rocket actually firing would feel like. These people deserve everything they get. Idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 If at first you don't succeed, try and try again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Here you go, vid of the chap in question... http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=24454&in_page_id=34 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 PMSL!!!! Thanks for that Thorin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 I will restate my initial comment.... 'in what warped version of reality is something like this EVER a good idea??' It isn't as though you wake up one morning and go 'Today Matthew, I will be sticking a firework up my crack and lightining it' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRASUZUKI Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Wow, I've heard of people getting a rocket up their arse at work, but I always thought it was a metaphorical term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezz Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Ouch! Burned sphinkter! Cant be good. No more pleasant sunday morning turds for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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