Havard Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 A man says to his wife "I bet you can't say something to me that will make me happy and sad at the same time". His wife replies "Your cock is bigger than your brothers"!!!!!. H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vvteye Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 and in retaliation... FOR WELSH MEMBERS ONLY Wife says to husband during a routine shag, "you're taking a long time to come tonight dear". "Yeah" says the guy. "Can't think of anyone smart!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 at the first, dont get the smart joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 "Can't think of anyone smart!" Huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vvteye Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 at the first, dont get the smart joke For fucks sake... you're worse than my missus. Can't think of anyone pretty, as in always needs to have an image of someone else in his head to get off! Is smart a Welsh thing? As in... Christ, she's tidy like.. or SMART! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 aye, its a welsh thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 bizarre use of the word Smart there. and Tidy for that matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 bizarre use of the word Smart there. and Tidy for that matter. It's a Welsh thang - isn't it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vvteye Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 bizarre use of the word Smart there. and Tidy for that matter. Original post edited. As a matter of interest, did you get the joke in the Cannabis thread? http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=88036 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vvteye Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 It's a Welsh thang - isn't it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sim Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 that was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 thats pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Heard of tidy but never heard of smart! I lived in wales for 2 yrs, 2 years ago....must be a modern welsh thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Smart means intelligent doesn't it? ie: He's a right fart smeller! Or well dressed I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 8, 2006 Author Share Posted November 8, 2006 I am so disappointed with the response to this joke. I had a grin on my face all the way back from Manchester to Bolton last night and couldn't wait to share it with you guys. Maybe we're easily impressed up here! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Smart made perfect sense to me and I'm not from Wales... Ok, only 20 miles to the border, but not Wales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 The first one was good, it was the welsh 'smart' joke that perplexed everyone!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 It was smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 It was smart. i wondering if this is charlotte on poor mikes account Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 I like the first one! made me chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 i wondering if this is charlotte on poor mikes account Can't you believe my cool slick wit is as smooth as Charlottes? I taught her everything I know... Seriously you all think it's her don't you? I can tell.... I laid down the law with her when she expired... I'm sure she'll be back soon.. she's missing you all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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