jamesmark Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Man and Wife in bed, Man farts and shouts "ONE NIL" Wife squeezes one out and shouts back "one all" when it get's to 2 each, the man fallows thru and shits on the bed. The Wife says " what the hell was that?" Man replies "half time, swap sides" -------------------------------------------------- "I am baffled by your orange penis" the Dr told his patient, "Does anyone else in your family suffer this condition?" "No" the concerned patient replies. "Do you handle any chemicals at work?" Asks the puzzled Dr "I don't work" the man replies. "So what do you do all day?" the Dr asks "watch porn and eat wotsits" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 The old ones are the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted November 3, 2006 Author Share Posted November 3, 2006 The old ones are the best Yip they are, heard the Wotsits one several years ago, but still made me laugh thinking that there has to be someone that has had this happen to themselves or similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonB Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Bugger, I thought the title of this thread was "Jake's round". Was gonna order a beer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 the man fallows thru WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted November 4, 2006 Author Share Posted November 4, 2006 WTF? Don't know what is more stupid and pathetic, one letter wrong in a sentence or someone sad enough to post about it, I guess some people just do not have enough excitment in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 One misspelt word and one completely wrong word. There is nothing clever about looking like an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted November 5, 2006 Author Share Posted November 5, 2006 One misspelt word and one completely wrong word. There is nothing clever about looking like an idiot. You are seriously needing to get a life Martin, as the keyboard cowboy antics are getting quite boring, shame your not as sharp off the net, it's rather pathetic and sad really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 You are seriously needing to get a life Martin, as the keyboard cowboy antics are getting quite boring, shame your not as sharp off the net, it's rather pathetic and sad really. Oh, I am as sharp if not sharper. The trouble is that most people tend to get frustrated with this and resort to violence. So, I play down to the people I'm with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 fristrated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 I meant to write fistrated as a wordplay for what happens when violent people get frustrated. Thaks for pointing it out though, slow-mo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 I meant to write fistrated as a wordplay for what happens when violent people get frustrated. Thaks for pointing it out though, slow-mo. If you meant to write it, why did you edit it? Slow mo? do i have nothing better to do than quickly check what you wrote? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 If you meant to write it, why did you edit it? The pun was already ruined. Slow mo? do i have nothing better to do than quickly check what you wrote?No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted November 6, 2006 Author Share Posted November 6, 2006 Oh, I am as sharp if not sharper. The trouble is that most people tend to get frustrated with this and resort to violence. So, I play down to the people I'm with. Sharper? you should stand where I am standing your no where near sharp mate, honestly! I have to agree with you mate on the violence thing, to many idiots can't take a ribbing and they resort to calling people out, now that is narrow minded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted November 6, 2006 Author Share Posted November 6, 2006 Thaks for pointing it out though, WTF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Sharper? you should stand where I am standing your no where near sharp mate, honestly! Like I said, I often have to 'dumb down' around certain people. BTW, WTF is happening with that sentence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted November 6, 2006 Author Share Posted November 6, 2006 Thaks for pointing it out though, slow-mo. One misspelt word and one completely wrong word. There is nothing clever about looking like an idiot. In the words of yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Ha ha, I'll make a pedant of you yet, my boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted November 6, 2006 Author Share Posted November 6, 2006 Ha ha, I'll make a pedant of you yet, my boy. I am already, I just choose not to use it on here. I am very pedant off here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 I am already, I just choose not to use it on here. I am very pedant off here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted November 6, 2006 Author Share Posted November 6, 2006 Awww spoiled the fun now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oly Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Awww spoiled the fun now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 I am already, I just choose not to use it on here. I am very pedant off here. Should that be "I am very pedantic off here"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted November 6, 2006 Author Share Posted November 6, 2006 Should that be "I am very pedantic off here"? Yes I know but Ian R got in first. As bove post states about spoiling the fun, Slow mo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Yes I know but Ian R got in first. As bove post states about spoiling the fun, Slow mo. Bove? Jose Bove? Now I know you be f*cking me about n' shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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