Jake Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 A Sunday School teacher of was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary answered, "He's in my heart." Little Davie waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!" The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Davie how he knew this. Little Davie said, "Well... every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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edd_t Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 thats good. havnt heard that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 very good.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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