Havard Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 The Pope is taken ill with massive pains in his abdomen. On examination the doctor arrives at the conclusion that the Pope had DSB. "Whats DSB?" asks the Pope. The doctors replies "Dangerous Sperm Build Up, your excellency you have not been with a woman all your life and now your tanks are full and giving you pain!!" "You must release this pain either by sexual intercourse or masturbation!!" The Pope discounts the masturbation straight away, what if word got out?? He decides that he must secretly have sex with a woman. He asks his aids to find him a woman of his desires.!! He announces "You must find me a woman for this task and bare in mind that I trust no one, she must exactly as I request!! His aids ask "Your honour what do you request??" "I have four requests. Firstly, she must be blind so that she cannot see me!!" OK they say. "Secondly, she must be deaf so that she cannot recognise my voice" Ok they say. Thirdly, she must be a mute, so that if she does recognise me she cannot speak of her experience!! Ok they say!! "But you excellency, what is your fourth request?" The pope replies, "Big Tits!!":d H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 'lend me a tenner till Friday ?', pleaded my thigh. 'spare 20p for a cup of tea mister ?' asked my knee. Sorry I cant pay the rent this week' sobbed my shin. My leg was broke in three places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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