jamesmark Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 1. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 2. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 4. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it ... well, except that it should be for the other foot. 5. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time ... on a hill .. in the fog. 6. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first. 7. A shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 8. Remember: When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. 9. Flashlight: A carrying case for dead batteries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 10. Many a true word is spoken through false teeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 11. There is no gravity. The Earth sucks 12. I think all humans suffer from an Identity crisis at some point in their life... Makes me glad I'm a rabbit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 13. The only time success comes before work is in a dictionary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 14. Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/4870/yodadj5.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 15. A willing moderator is better than 100 pressed members !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voo51 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Lmao!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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