garetheves Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 A young man walks onto the stage of Stars in their Eyes, on crutches, with a plaster cast from his feet to his hips Matthew Kelly Introduces him as Simon. 'It's very brave of you to come out here,' says Matthew. 'Please tell the audience what happened?' 'Well' replies Simon 'about a year ago, I was driving with my uncle when we had a really bad accident. Unfortunately my uncle was killed outright but I survived. I was trapped in the car for six hours before I was eventually cut free.' 'The doctors had me in surgery for 12 hours but they couldn't save my legs.' 'That's terrible. But I see you have legs now. Are they artificial?' asks Matthew. 'No Matthew, while I was in hospital the doctors informed me that my uncle had in fact died, but that his legs were fine and with all the advances in medical science, they could graft the bottom half of his body onto mine. As you can see the operation was successful. I have been having physiotherapy for six months and hope to be walking fully again by the end of the year. A huge round of applause erupts from the audience. Kelly responds with: 'That's an unbelievable story. So tonight, who are you going to be?' 'Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be Wait for it! Scroll Down Simon and Halfuncle' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Ooooh boy.... *grin* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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garetheves Posted October 20, 2006 Author Share Posted October 20, 2006 Great use of that smiley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 dont know what to say... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeT Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Almost ashamed to call this a joke I'm not surprised, it's shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gzaerojon Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 err....... k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 I liked it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 I love jokes like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 I like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan999 Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Great one for when your out on the ale;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Technology, eh I take it every time he pees it reminds him of his uncle!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Ewen will be so proud of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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