ChrisSZ Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Come on Chris - my hook is still in the water m8 bite bite bite bite /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_grin.gif :p :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraAyf Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 :p :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSZ Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 The bait wasn't good enough mate - the 'commando-mate' will already know exactly where the nearest pubs are and even which one has a barmaid who'll put out at closing time:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraAyf Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 The bait wasn't good enough mate - the 'commando-mate' will already know exactly where the nearest pubs are and even which one has a barmaid who'll put out at closing time:) Can't argue with that Sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spackrackman Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Gaffa tape... a very important survival tool, fixes and bodges everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkTheBoy Posted October 18, 2006 Author Share Posted October 18, 2006 Gaffa tape... a very important survival tool, fixes and bodges everything Good idea, great for making things airtight and waterproof again I guess. The bait wasn't good enough mate - the 'commando-mate' will already know exactly where the nearest pubs are and even which one has a barmaid who'll put out at closing time:) So what your saying is stick with him and all will be fine Bloody hell Mark, good luck. Don't take this the wrong way but I put on my shocked face when I read this thread! Hope it all goes ok, otherwise first dibbs on that ICE install of yours! Bitch Thanks everyone for the great help and advice, its all been really usefull! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 You won't go far wrong with a big ball of strong string, a sheet of 10 foot by 10 foot strong lightweight plastic (one of them cheapy blue tarps) and a buggering big, sharp, but heavy knife. A pair of socks on its own in a sealed freezer bag will be a luxury at night if you get wet feet (ha ha haaa you're in wales in October you'll get wet feet ). I cannot stress the difference comfortable footwear will make to your weekend, don't make the classic mistake of buying spangly new top of the range super hiking boots and then wearing them for the first time on that weekend. Baby wipes are quite hany as splashing around in cold water is a pisser this time of year and smelling like a yeti when you do go to the pub for sunday lunch seriously hampers pulling ability Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkTheBoy Posted October 18, 2006 Author Share Posted October 18, 2006 You won't go far wrong with a big ball of strong string, a sheet of 10 foot by 10 foot strong lightweight plastic (one of them cheapy blue tarps) and a buggering big, sharp, but heavy knife. A pair of socks on its own in a sealed freezer bag will be a luxury at night if you get wet feet (ha ha haaa you're in wales in October you'll get wet feet ). I cannot stress the difference comfortable footwear will make to your weekend, don't make the classic mistake of buying spangly new top of the range super hiking boots and then wearing them for the first time on that weekend. Baby wipes are quite hany as splashing around in cold water is a pisser this time of year and smelling like a yeti when you do go to the pub for sunday lunch seriously hampers pulling ability More quality advice... this forum never fails to impress me, cheers. (oh apart from that bit about wales in october and wet feet... B##tard ) Fair comment though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSZ Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 ..........and don't take too much kit - it's supposed to be a survival (i.e. minimal stuff) not camping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkTheBoy Posted October 18, 2006 Author Share Posted October 18, 2006 ..........and don't take too much kit - it's supposed to be a survival (i.e. minimal stuff) not camping So no ipod, portable telly or windup kettle then? Dammit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSZ Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 ....or fridge/freezer, microwave or four-poster bed:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Baby wipes are quite hany as splashing around in cold water is a pisser this time of year and smelling like a yeti when you do go to the pub for sunday lunch seriously hampers pulling ability Very good advice. Baby wipes are a must have. Also some of those silver thermo things they give to runners, you can get them from Millets for about £3.00, they keep you nice and toastie at night. Ermm. Plasters, and a torch (try and make it a rechargeable one to plug into cigarette lighter) and no kitten heels. That should do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkTheBoy Posted October 18, 2006 Author Share Posted October 18, 2006 Very good advice. Baby wipes are a must have. Also some of those silver thermo things they give to runners, you can get them from Millets for about £3.00, they keep you nice and toastie at night. Ermm. Plasters, and a torch (try and make it a rechargeable one to plug into cigarette lighter) and no kitten heels. That should do it. Got the babywipes already, learnt that from camping at pod last year... a good honest babywipe manshower. I can't believe I can't bring my kitten heels....... ..... ..... WTF are kitten heels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 How does one go about getting a sailor to accompany one on this type of weekend? i'm busy lol wear swimming trunks,, they dry out easier if you get wet.oh and a big bag of bread crumbs so you don't get lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 oh and try and keep the weighty stuff near bottom of ruck sack, this will help your back, and keep waterproofs on top so it is easy to get to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Take some some hand guns (or Vaseline) in case of meeting any red neck deliverance type people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Take some some hand guns (or Vaseline) in case of meeting any red neck deliverance type people if he is being led on a trip by an ex commando guy i would suggest ky gel, never mind the rednecks:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkTheBoy Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 oh and try and keep the weighty stuff near bottom of ruck sack, this will help your back, and keep waterproofs on top so it is easy to get to Good advice! ta It sounds like its gonna be a miserable wet weekend in wales (is there any other kind) so wish me luck. Thanks again to all of you for the really useful advise you have all given me. Hopefull i'll get home in one piece with some piccies to show for it. Thanks everyone! PS - Im leaving the lube at home, i'd rather recieve 'a spit and a run up' than incurr the wraith of my crazed jealous girlfriend... "Where you taking that? What you gonna be needing that for?" etc etc....OUCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 When you pack you bag make sure you pack all the stuff you dont need straight away at the bottom of the bag and the stuff you need straight away at the top! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Not read all the way through, but instead of nylon sox, try silk, they don't make your feet sweat so much - when they sweat the skin goes soft and allows the possibility of rubbing, sores and athletes foot. Don't forget to take a good knife - Opinel are good and keep their edge well - plenty of thin layers to wear, again silk is good and a good compass is very important. And don't forget a crisp, new ten pound note - for the pub afterwards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Not read all the way through, but instead of nylon sox, try silk, they don't make your feet sweat so much - when they sweat the skin goes soft and allows the possibility of rubbing, sores and athletes foot. Don't forget to take a good knife - Opinel are good and keep their edge well - plenty of thin layers to wear, again silk is good and a good compass is very important. And don't forget a crisp, new ten pound note - for the pub afterwards! silk and a tenner to the pub? i knew you southerners were soft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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