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any good remedies for man flu?


mathew

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i would drink the orange juice suprastar especially the stuff with the bits, think im addicted. but there are a few complications with the old boy at the moment thats not allowing me to drink stuff that makes your pee that colour lol

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A serious response and piece of advice :blink: :faint:

 

Lol, I'm in a serious mood! It's just that I had a terrible time with the same illness!

 

The Benyllin has stimulants for the 'Day' tablets and depressants for the 'Night' tablets to help you sleep!

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You'll fall over and break your leg and so worry less about the flu and more about the pain.

 

Either that or as you fall you will open your mouth in horror, your tongue will stick to the ice and someone will skate over it. That way we won't have to hear you whinging on. ;)

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Grate some ginger into a mug. Pour some boiling water over it. Leave to stand for 5-10 minutes and the strain out the ginger. Add fruit juice to taste and viola! the top of your head will come off and you'll be better.

 

I'm not kidding either. I thought my girlf was kidding about ginger but, by fuckery, it works.

 

On the topic of man-flu though I feel I must mention the amount of hatred I feel for the shrieking harridans who come into work with heavy colds, coughing and sneezing all over the place, going on about how fucking stoic they are because they are at work and their husband/boyfriend etc is at home with man-flu.

 

FUCK OFF and take your fucking germs with you, you selfish witches.

 

 

...and breathe.....

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