mathew Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 im suffering with the dreaded man flu and need to find a cure before saturday night!!! anyone got any home brews or remedies that have been tried and tested??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Amputation of head is the only known remedy Though im sure an hour with the lady in your avatar would cure me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 A pint of your own Man Juice is the way forward. It might not make you better, but from all that wanking you'll at least feel happy (and sore) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I swear by clicken soup, brandy & coffee and a Vindaloo (chicken) with garlic rice. Works every time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 im suffering with the dreaded man flu and need to find a cure before saturday night!!! anyone got any home brews or remedies that have been tried and tested??? colostram by neotiive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Sex change...your symptoms will clear right up . Admittedly a big side effect is you will winge a lot more than usual and lose all driving ability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 How about a large spoon of "pull yourself together you pathetic man-beast" and a cup of lager? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 ive tried the curry route, had a beef madras for breakfast. the only problem now is that ive got the shits aswell as the cold lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 ive tried the curry route, had a beef madras for breakfast. the only problem now is that ive got the shits aswell as the cold lol Sneezing could be dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 that post pete deserves more than just 2 grinning smilies:rlol: that cracked me right up just thinking about the outcome if i sneezed lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Shouldn't those avatars be in NWS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Woah, Avatars changing on a minute by minute basis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 i did check the pics before using them as avatars and after close inspection no lady bits could be seen:) but ive changed it incase it causes offence to anyone on here:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Kick up the sodding arse normally does the trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Kick up the sodding arse normally does the trick To sort the curry or the flu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Although I am quite new to the Supra site, I am a fully qualified GP and from the symptoms you've described I would definately prescribe a "Lemsip and a wank". Good Luck!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezz Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I've been ill all week too. I've found that plenty of sex eases the symptoms. For more info please call suki_69 on 077638....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 is it flu or a bad cold.....last time I had flu I was bed riden for 3 days, no way I would have been on this forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 its man flu aka the common cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 To sort the curry or the flu? err the cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Although I am quite new to the Supra site, I am a fully qualified GP and from the symptoms you've described I would definately prescribe a "Lemsip and a wank". Good Luck!! That's quite possibly the best piece of advice I've ever seen posted on here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supRo Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Try Benyllin Day and night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 orange juice! Drink it till your pee is orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Try Benyllin Day and night! A serious response and piece of advice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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