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Some more Friday jokes.


RedM

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A farmer asks his sheepdog to go into his field and count how many sheep are in his flock.

 

‘You’ve 40 sheep’, the sheepdog says on his return.

 

‘Really? I thought I only had 38’ says the farmer.

 

‘Yeah, but I rounded them up’.

 

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What do you call a man with no shins?

 

Tony. (Toe, Knee)

 

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

 

Roberto.

 

Thank you. I'll be here forever.

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