Gazboy Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 I've heard of knackers snapping their moorings, and the odd ruptured todger, but peeing into your abdomen!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 What's the bit that looks like a worm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 3, 2006 Author Share Posted October 3, 2006 guess you could say he's a medical marvel[GRIN][/GRIN] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Must have been quite a moment - Hmmmm, I know I'm peeing but WHERE THE HELL IS IT GOING !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 There are things in this thread I wish I did not now know. From now on when I get one of those "bad thrusts" I'm going to be in a mad panic checking my knob hasn't turned black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 What's the bit that looks like a worm? Presume you mean the bit on the topside of the todger- erectile tissue- it's like a sponge of capillaries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 HEY I HAVE A MATE WHO SNAPPED HIS BANJO. honestly. he snapped his urine pipe and burst two arteries. he was rushed to hospital and they said he would be OK, he has just broke a surface vain. well he got home and tried to pee. he could feel it coming out but no splash. then he just dropped like a sack of shit. he had pissed into all his pelvic area and the top of hi legs. he was in hospital for two weeks. he has to use Viagra now. 22 is no age for that shit. Are you sure it wasnt you this happened to? As it would give you a good reaon to cry while you were having sex;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 From now on when I get one of those "bad thrusts" I'm going to be in a mad panic checking my knob hasn't turned black. Now there's a 'moment' killer - hold on love, just checking it aint gone black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Now there's a 'moment' killer - hold on love, just checking it aint gone black I think screaming like Aled Jones might be a clue... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 i've snapped my banjo string, so instead of a banjo string, i now have a watford gap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 I'm just wondering why he calls it a Banjo, maybe he holds it in his hands and fiddles with it ? Maybe it has a narrow shaft and huge head ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 [qimg]http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e82/chrisfalcke/Bladdermaletransversesection.jpg[/qimg] you jolly japer...thats a map of SeaWorld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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loks Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 This was an article in a local magazine here... Friday June 9 2006 Men fib about penile fractures Mary Ann Benitez Men often delay seeking medical help for a 'fractured' penis and lie about how they sustained the injury, according to emergency room doctors. In the first such study in Hong Kong, doctors at North District Hospital reported that 11 men had sought emergency treatment at the hospital from 1998 to last year for the injury. This is a rate of 0.29 per 100,000 men, slightly lower than that of western countries. Seven of the cases were due to vigorous sex, the main cause in the west. Three cases were due to masturbation, the predominant cause in the Middle East, and one occurred when the man rolled over onto his erect penis during sleep. Penile fracture involves a tear inside the erectile tissue which contains most of the blood during an erection. Chung Chin-hung, chief of service of the hospital's accident and emergency department, urged men to be honest with their doctors about the injury to avoid being misdiagnosed. 'It is better to tell the doctor the truth. But I think, culture-wise, some of the patients may feel embarrassed,' he said. In the study published yesterday in the Hong Kong Medical Journal, several patients gave different explanations for the injury when they first consulted doctors. One man said he hit his penis against a table corner, another said he was hit by a door, and a third said he bent his erect penis when he passed urine. Delayed diagnosis could result in physical and psychological difficulties, Dr Chung warned. I guess these blokes will never have this problem.... http://www.filecabi.net/video/penis-howard-stern.html And this one was from the sun, so it must be true... http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006310268,00.html Randy dad breaks his willy Ouch ... Adam's painful break Ouch ... Adam's painful break FULL NEWS INDEX By JOHN COLES RANDY Adam Shaw nipped off for some slap and tickle and SNAPPED his tackle. Dad of two Adam was having a quickie with missus Niki when he suddenly fell out of bed and screamed in agony. Horrified Niki, 31, dashed to fetch a bag of frozen peas to ease the swelling as Adams manhood ballooned to the size of a cucumber and his testicles to the size of a coconut. He was rushed to hospital where medics confirmed the tearful gym instructors worst fears, telling him: Its broken. Recovering ... Adam with Niki Recovering ... Adam with Niki Adam had an emergency op to a snapped muscle. Fortunately, the team of surgeons included a specialist called Cox. Adam, 41, said yesterday as he recovered back at home in Camborne, Cornwall: I never knew you could break it but I found out the hard way. It was agony. He will be as good as new in a month. Niki grinned: Hell just have to be a little less energetic in future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraAyf Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Horrified Niki, 31, dashed to fetch a bag of frozen peas to ease the swelling as Adam’s manhood ballooned to the size of a cucumber — and his testicles to the size of a coconut. This sounds as if Niki planned this – lucky girl. A whole cucumber to herself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Presume you mean the bit on the topside of the todger- erectile tissue- it's like a sponge of capillaries. I think she was talking about the penis, being a lezza, it isn't something she see's too often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 I think she was talking about the penis, being a lezza, it isn't something she see's too often. You know me so well. Naturally I should have just emailed you for confirmation, I know you have studied numerous todgers in your past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 I snapped my Banjo when i was younger...no harm done but i was lucky...worse thing was it was on someone elses air bed as i stayed over with the Gf.... i had the best excuse ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 I'm still not convinced that this is for real. Material for Mythbusters perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Sounds suspect to me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 I'm still not convinced that this is for real. Material for Mythbusters perhaps? Email 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cable Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_shock.gif noooo you've given me the fear now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 4, 2006 Author Share Posted October 4, 2006 I wish i could give you my mates number so you can ask your self but i think that would be it with our long years of friendship. just couldnt do it to him.[sAD][/sAD] or could i:blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 sorry for him I guess this is not taking the piss? Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 4, 2006 Author Share Posted October 4, 2006 just had to tell the story rich. as it is so unbelievable. I'm so careful now. just didn't no it was possible[GRIN][/GRIN]. anyway all you crazy kids out there. think twice next time your on the job:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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