mathew Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 they stayed knocking for 12minutes!!! so i answered and was ready for a good debate. so there they go off on one and show me pictures of cars and how they got the styling ideas from gods creations fish etc and you cant copyright gods creations!! i waslike ''wat the fook!?!?''. the lady asked then who designed mine??? so i said toyota lol not the answer i think she was hoping for:d now i dont wana offend any bible bashers on here but im an athiest (thank god) so my views are gona be different. this discussion went on for about 20 mins until i asked them how they would feel if i knocked thier door preaching about satan (it is another religion) well the poor buggers almost had a heart attck!!! it got rid of them though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiefgroover Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 "religeous peple knocking my door " I hope spell check knocks it next! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted September 30, 2006 Author Share Posted September 30, 2006 i do apologise for the typing error. mind you the spell checking members on here would argue more than the bible bashers!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLENN STONEHAM Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I"m not a youngster so have had plenty of years of experience of religeous "spread the worders". I have learned that they are basically,for want of a better word, Nutters. The more religeous they are the nuttier/fanatical they become. Don"t get me wrong;those that are believers and keep a balanced view on life without trying to convert/persuade others are OK (mostly). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 It must be that time of year - I had JW's at the house two nights ago, and two in my work this morning. They drive me mad with their magazines, but I just take them & go. Means I can make a quick getaway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLicense Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I say invite them in. Sit them down make them a cup of tea, and then start asking of few "probing" questions. What colour pants they're wearing, that kind of thing. Explain to them that you're asking the questions that the voices that god put's in your head asked you to. In fact when you invite them in. Lock the door behind them. Shit 'em up as best you can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrickTT Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I had the JW at 09:30 this morning. They got me out of bed so I set the dog on them. Useful Tip: JW's run away when a Huuuuge german shepard runs at them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 If according to JWs, there is only room in heaven for 144,000 Anointed ones, why do they continually try to recruit thousands more ? Is this the worlds best practical joke? A question I ask whenever they knock on my door. 'But all are welcome' Yes, but youve been going since the middle of the nineteenth century...surely you've managed way more than 144k since then ? 'Oh yes, indeed' So its a sort of time-share heaven then ? Where do they go off-peak ? 'Er...' And also, if I join up, how do I know I'm not double-booked ?...Oh, ok, bye then, and watch out for the cat shite on the lawn...oh sorry, too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Nowadays I normally don't open the door to anyone who is not expected, as a matter of principle. If I accidentally come into contact with charity do-gooders/JWitnesses/salespeople etc I just state that the timing is bad and that's that. No explanations, no details, nothing. The last time I had a chat with one of these characters he ended up saying he hopes I get cancer as he left (he was expecting me to setup a direct debit for his good cause, lol) Bad form on his part, and it rubbed me the wrong way - so I chased him down the road with an iron bar, ready to split his head in half if he didn't apologise (which he promptly did). Trouble is that the neighbours realised that I'm not the quiet man they thought I was, quite embarrassing looking back, I just lost my cool all of a sudden. The neighbours' kids never played football outside the street ever since, not sure if it was linked to this incident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted September 30, 2006 Author Share Posted September 30, 2006 im thinking next time il answer the door to them im womens underwear,or maybe a Borat esque thing or naked holding a jar of jam im sure thatl get rid of them. ....although knowing all the shit that goes on in the religious world today theyl most probably ask to join in:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 im thinking next time il answer the door to them im womens underwear,or maybe a Borat esque thing or naked holding a jar of jam im sure thatl get rid of them. ....although knowing all the shit that goes on in the religious world today theyl most probably ask to join in:d red contact lenses, little red horns (made out of the wax off BabyBells)...that might work. Cant wait for some to come round now:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steb9780 Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Bucket of water from the upstairs window, has been known to stop them knocking before now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike M Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I've never had JWitnesses around since I explained to them I actually believe in evolution and that we originated from bacteria on a meteorite landing in a muddy pond millions of years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Anyone who knocks on my door uninvited is in danger of waking me up (shift worker) and therefore I hate them on a molecular level. The fact that they're doing it for the sake of religion too would be too much to cope with! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supraaaaaaaaaa Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 i had 2 turn up on my door i looked out the window and saw 2 fairly hot birds so i just went on instincts and answerd the door, they seemed normal at first, asked how my day was blah blah i thought they were on a uni project {dont live far from reading uni !!} anyway then they start on about religion i was like oh shit what have i done now they come round all the bloody time pmsl, but they seem innocent enough :eyebrows: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gzaerojon Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I say invite them in. Sit them down make them a cup of tea, and then start asking of few "probing" questions. What colour pants they're wearing, that kind of thing. Explain to them that you're asking the questions that the voices that god put's in your head asked you to. In fact when you invite them in. Lock the door behind them. Shit 'em up as best you can. lol perfect oh and just to add, maybe some porn playing on the tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Your all bad bad people and you have made baby Jesus cry!! Sorry just seen Tomato Supe watching this what a name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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