dazla Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 went out last night and just couldn't get pissed no matter what. then at about 1oclock i decided to go for. well what a stupid idea. i am sat here with my eyeballs hanging out of my face with eyeball juice dripping on my keyboard. my brain has shrunk to the size of a pea and there's a heard of wild buffalo running round my head. please help me. any good hangover remedies out there:banghead: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 you could try snorting Asprin lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 went out last night and just couldn't get pissed no matter what. then at about 1oclock i decided to go for. well ...... WHAT a kebab, chinese, indian, a gay club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted September 30, 2006 Author Share Posted September 30, 2006 don't know about the gay club but i still have half of a kebab in the microwave and half down my face. the missis went to work this morning and had a right go at me. there chili sauce all over the pillow[OOPS][/OOPS] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 ha ha like the asprin idea....get a glass of water...make your self sick if you need to and keep the water going in, and go back to bed God uni memories coming back to me now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_SWZ Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 sounds like you had fun at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted September 30, 2006 Author Share Posted September 30, 2006 cant sleep as next doors pissin parrots are going mad. he breeds african greys in a misive avory. they wake me up every morning about 7 bells.[ANGRY][/ANGRY] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 don't know about the gay club but i still have half of a kebab in the microwave and half down my face. the missis went to work this morning and had a right go at me. there chili sauce all over the pillow[OOPS][/OOPS] been there matey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted September 30, 2006 Author Share Posted September 30, 2006 yea a really good night but you start to ask your self was it worth it when all you can feel is a big fat sumo jumping on your head.[sAD][/sAD] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 by the way what is the spec and price for the fto, pm plz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted September 30, 2006 Author Share Posted September 30, 2006 keeping it now gaz. was trying to get £4800 for it. 52,000 miles. lots of mods, rare manual, one owner, mivec. but the missus wanted a new car and couldn't afford one really as she's started her nursing. so i gave her the fto. the lucky bitch sorry gaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 keeping it now gaz. was trying to get £4800 for it. 52,000 miles. lots of mods, rare manual, one owner, mivec. but the missus wanted a new car and couldn't afford one really as she's started her nursing. so i gave her the fto. the lucky bitch sorry gaz no worry,s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Whats the parrots saying then ... "who's a naughty boy, lol" Rich:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Alcohol is the only real cure for a hangover. A pint, or can, of Stella works wonders. Try to wait until lunchtime though if you can manage it. People tend to look down on you having Stella with your cornflakes. Anyone ever taken a slash in a wardrobe when they're really drunk? My Mrs has had to stop me a couple of times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Bestg hangover cure is a 0.5% saline drip and oxygen at 100%.... Doctors at A&E swear by it before starting a shift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Anyone ever taken a slash in a wardrobe when they're really drunk? My Mrs has had to stop me a couple of times Airing cupboard, neighbours doorway. And as the wifes not here at the mo..... She stayed up late for me one night and she was asleep on the settee, with her head on her arm over the end. She insists that I let myself in, stood at the end of the settee, dropped my pants, lifted her arm up and would have let flow if she hadnt of woken up. Cant remember a thing about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul ashton Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 cant sleep as next doors pissin parrots are going mad. he breeds african greys in a misive avory. they wake me up every morning about 7 bells.[ANGRY][/ANGRY] I've got an african grey and he does my nut in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bromy Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Anyone ever taken a slash in a wardrobe when they're really drunk? My Mrs has had to stop me a couple of times I pulled a venetian blind to one side and pissed on the window at a ex-girlfriends house once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul ashton Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I pulled a venetian blind to one side and pissed on the window at a ex-girlfriends house once Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soonto_HAS_soop Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I've snorted aspirin before going to bed a few times when drunk, but everytime I've woken up I've been sober with Zero hangover. Most of the times I've done it have been 5/6am in the morning. As for strange places to be caught pissing, I pissed down the back of the radiator in my brothers room when I was younger. I was caught at the top of the stairs full flow, and also hanging out the side of the bed full flow..... A friend of mine got caught by his wife relieving himself on his stereo system, he had even opened the tape deck and was aiming directly at it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 1, 2006 Author Share Posted October 1, 2006 I've got an african grey and he does my nut in. well next door has 12 of them.[sHOCK][/sHOCK] just spare a though for me. I don't think I've had a good lie in in 6 years:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 1, 2006 Author Share Posted October 1, 2006 well i went out in Blackburn once. I did the dentist chair in some pub, for those of you who don't know what that is. its lying in a real dentist chair while the DJ pores takila and lime down your neck for as long as possible. well i did 20 seconds and i was instantly pissed out of my brains. i jumped on the bar and did a strip tease[sHOCK][/sHOCK] was really good though because all the birds was loving it. probably because i had gone commando;) Anyway i came out of the pub and collapsed. My mates through me in a black cab and some how i got home. I'd gone straight to the toilet to spew up and put my arm around the bog and sat back and pulled the toilet out of the floor. there was water everywhere[OOPS][/OOPS] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 When I was in the mob, I found myself in the barracks in my room in bed totally starkers, with all my lockers locked and the door locked on the outside. All my clothes, shoes wallet etc were found in the communal shower room strewn all over the floor. To this day I have no idea how I got there as the window was pretty high and I only have short legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul ashton Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 Woke up one morning after a really good session in the lounge under the dining room table with my best pants round my knees soaking wet.Obviously thought i was on the toilet.My ex missus found the soaking wet carpet later that day but luckily we had a dog so i blamed it on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 Ok I know it's a bit late in the day for a cure, but Irn Bru works wonders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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