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help me i think i'm dying aaarrrrgghhh


dazla

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went out last night and just couldn't get pissed no matter what. then at about 1oclock i decided to go for. well what a stupid idea. i am sat here with my eyeballs hanging out of my face with eyeball juice dripping on my keyboard. my brain has shrunk to the size of a pea and there's a heard of wild buffalo running round my head.

 

please help me. any good hangover remedies out there:banghead:

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keeping it now gaz. was trying to get £4800 for it. 52,000 miles. lots of mods, rare manual, one owner, mivec. but the missus wanted a new car and couldn't afford one really as she's started her nursing. so i gave her the fto. the lucky bitch :tongue:

 

sorry gaz

 

no worry,s

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Alcohol is the only real cure for a hangover. A pint, or can, of Stella works wonders. Try to wait until lunchtime though if you can manage it. People tend to look down on you having Stella with your cornflakes.

 

 

Anyone ever taken a slash in a wardrobe when they're really drunk? My Mrs has had to stop me a couple of times :blush:

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Anyone ever taken a slash in a wardrobe when they're really drunk? My Mrs has had to stop me a couple of times :blush:

 

Airing cupboard, neighbours doorway. And as the wifes not here at the mo.....

She stayed up late for me one night and she was asleep on the settee, with her head on her arm over the end. She insists that I let myself in, stood at the end of the settee, dropped my pants, lifted her arm up and would have let flow if she hadnt of woken up. Cant remember a thing about it.

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I've snorted aspirin before going to bed a few times when drunk, but everytime I've woken up I've been sober with Zero hangover. Most of the times I've done it have been 5/6am in the morning.

 

As for strange places to be caught pissing, I pissed down the back of the radiator in my brothers room when I was younger. I was caught at the top of the stairs full flow, and also hanging out the side of the bed full flow.....

 

A friend of mine got caught by his wife relieving himself on his stereo system, he had even opened the tape deck and was aiming directly at it...

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well i went out in Blackburn once. I did the dentist chair in some pub, for those of you who don't know what that is. its lying in a real dentist chair while the DJ pores takila and lime down your neck for as long as possible.

 

well i did 20 seconds and i was instantly pissed out of my brains. i jumped on the bar and did a strip tease[sHOCK][/sHOCK] was really good though because all the birds was loving it. probably because i had gone commando;) Anyway i came out of the pub and collapsed. My mates through me in a black cab and some how i got home. I'd gone straight to the toilet to spew up and put my arm around the bog and sat back and pulled the toilet out of the floor. there was water everywhere[OOPS][/OOPS]

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When I was in the mob, I found myself in the barracks in my room in bed totally starkers, with all my lockers locked and the door locked on the outside. All my clothes, shoes wallet etc were found in the communal shower room strewn all over the floor. To this day I have no idea how I got there as the window was pretty high and I only have short legs. :)

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