Matt H Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I also reckon i am the most skint at this moment in time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I also reckon i am the most skint at this moment in time I have to disagree there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daston Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 This is a sad geeky one! Playing the original Sonic the Hedgehog on the Megadrive. I can complete Zone 1 Act 1 (Green Hill Zone) in 24 seconds! I can do it in 29 seconds with 50 rings!!! Beat that now the sad thing is I am going to try it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I bet I get the crappest prezzies at Christmas:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I bet I get the crappest prezzies at Christmas:) Not if your have a sister like mine!!! and wer are supposed to be twins too!! Yeah right! i reckon i was swopped at birth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I can kill more people with my voice. I can regurgitate more useless knowledge. My average bodily movement over the course of my lifetime (speed) is greater than all of you. I can out-drive all of you. I can make more outrageous claims than all of you. I am more full of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Well I can make rams envious and feel totally inadequate resulting in a tendency toward bovine withdrawal syndrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babe Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Bet I get dumped more often than anyone on here lol. Plus I MUST win the 'most annoying kid at a car meet', surely! Oldest full-time student? Could be me too! Reckon I got the highest heels on here too... 6.5 inches, does make me 6 foot 2, but what the hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I can make a donald duck sound when I sneeze. I can also touch my nose with my tongue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I sing so well I was banned from singing at my own wedding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Reckon I got the highest heels on here too... 6.5 inches Oooo...laying by an open fire, sheepskin rug, 6 1/2" heels. Outstanding. Ok, maybe two sheepskin rugs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR.B Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Well I can eat the most take-out on here than anyone else in a single sitting if that counts. Bring forth ye challengers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I can do the loudest and longest burp from drinking a can of coke... Clear the most isles of Tesco with a single fart... Handcuff the most one armed people... (yes, it is possible) I've flown the longest unpowered flight (800 Km) And the only one on the forum to have nearly killed the heir to the throne!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 ) I've flown the longest unpowered flight (800 Km) And the only one on the forum to have nearly killed the heir to the throne!!! Do tell:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Do tell:) He probably drank a can of coke, then belched and farted at the same time next to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I can also touch my nose with my tongue Can you suck your own cock though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 i can worry about the rain better than anyone in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Do tell:) He pulled out on me in his Aston in Tetbury, Glos back in '93. I was doing 60+ and the emergency stop left me inches away from his door.... The royal protection bodyguard had his hand on something under his armpit & I'm guessing it wasn't deoderant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike M Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I can get my tongue up my nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 He probably drank a can of coke, then belched and farted at the same time next to him. A lethal combination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 i can worry about the rain better than anyone in the world Not true! Try owning a Tiger, you'll not only worry about the weather, but if you're going to get home or breakdown or run out of fuel as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Not true! Try owning a Tiger, you'll not only worry about the weather, but if you're going to get home or breakdown or run out of fuel as well. Or a leaky Westfield, where I've had to drill holes in the floorpan to let the water out that leaks from the roof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I can put a whole maccy d's quarter pounder in my mouth, and take it out whole again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveR Posted September 30, 2006 Author Share Posted September 30, 2006 I can put a whole maccy d's quarter pounder in my mouth, and take it out whole again Respect! Club video?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveR Posted September 30, 2006 Author Share Posted September 30, 2006 Steve R you are not the best driver. Did you want any more tips Dug? heeeeheheeeeeheheeeeeh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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