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What can you do better than anyone else in the club?


SteveR

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I can fart more tiimes in a day than any of you.

 

Hmm I doubt that chap. I am a walking fart machine much to everyone that knows me utter embarrassment. Its unbelievable. Most of the time I can chuff on demand. I can vary the pitch halfway through most of the time as well. Not all the time but alot of the time it really reeks. I can empty a chinook helicopter in seconds and actually made one guy throw up :( My nickname in Holland was Stinky :(

 

I went through a massive addiction to CS at one point. I only quit when I found the cheat's and had a look. I was destroyed when I found out that nearly everyone was cheating all along. I managed to get into the top 100,000 in the world with a nickname captain deagle. The only weapon I used was the desert eagle. I used to play from 3 pm friday through to 6 am saturday, get up at 9 and start again. Play through til 6 am sunday. Get up at 10 ish and play through til midnight. I rigged up my laptop and when I used to share lifts I would sit in the car practicing on bots. It was quite sad really.

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I can hang a BIG bunch of keys from the ring in the end of my willy.

 

Erm, you probably didn't need to know that. Oh well.

 

:rlol: i have a mate who has that too, he was always getting it out and showing off, till this girl actualy handled it and said its cool but very small, i actualy thought she was on about the ring:d he don,t mention it no more:d

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