Fifty Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 I can fly - of course not without a plane:p Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 What you got? I can do 2kgs in sub 10mins. More wallet limited than stomach tho Dunno about speed .. but I can happily have a 24oz steak without feeling full Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 I can: glue a fully laden biscuit tin to a small hound without causing it distress imitate Gandhi nesting in a disused coal-scuttle make 'beef wellington' out of an actual wellington be convincingly upbeat when evaluating a poorly manufactured gonk use hypnosis to command woodland birds to relentlessly drop pebbles on Ian Wright's house until, driven insane by the incessant noise, he hurls himself from a helicopter into an active volcano ....better than anyone else on the forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syed Shah Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Dunno about speed .. but I can happily have a 24oz steak without feeling full Thats 0.5kg. Its a baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Not bad going then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Im the most irritating:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 i can get both my legs behind my head Got a webcam on msn? asl:search: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jevansio Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Best coder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Best techincal performance tester Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 i can get both my legs behind my head That's an interesting ability BUT you see even I can do that to thanks to my amazing metabolism and pure flexibility! Eat as much as possible, gain nothing at all and stay perfectly fit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I can: glue a fully laden biscuit tin to a small hound without causing it distress imitate Gandhi nesting in a disused coal-scuttle make 'beef wellington' out of an actual wellington be convincingly upbeat when evaluating a poorly manufactured gonk use hypnosis to command woodland birds to relentlessly drop pebbles on Ian Wright's house until, driven insane by the incessant noise, he hurls himself from a helicopter into an active volcano ....better than anyone else on the forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieP Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Wheelie, I can wheelie my husaberg for as long as i like really round bends aswell, Ive done indicated 180mph wheelies on superbikes and considered going for the world championship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Where did Kittyclaws go ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Great thread!! I would imagine I am best at posting per day on avarage and also taking longest on the toilet..... The two are actually related..... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoff Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 10.5 " Bugger mines 10". Well done col:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRX Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Wheelie, I can wheelie my husaberg for as long as i like really round bends aswell, Ive done indicated 180mph wheelies on superbikes and considered going for the world championship Cool..! got any vids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 most nws posts - well thats the target anyway also, im the best at owning a working sup and not driving it - havent since early october Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieP Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Cool..! got any vids? None that id post on here, but a few members have seen some;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dangerousandy Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Im the most irritating:) No your not!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMiFFAD Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I can make a very loud annoying clicking noise with my tongue, similar to a gun shot (bit like clucking your tongue). Only ever met one other person who can do it, so probably noone else on here that can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 most nws posts - well thats the target anyway also, im the best at owning a working sup and not driving it - havent since early october You live inside the M25 don't you? There was a nice little gathering that way yesterday. You should be ashamed! Now get back to posting in NWS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I can irritate Charlotte better and quicker then anyone else here. Just by saying.............. JJAAAMMMEESSSSSSSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam bell Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 i can read a whole news paper while taking a dump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 i can read a whole news paper while taking a dump With or without a gas mask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dangerousandy Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 i can read a whole news paper while taking a dump Got a chest to pin this medal on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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