SteveR Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Make it as serious/non-serious as you like I bet I can reach my arm further over my own shoulder than any of you. ....and, I'm the best driver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I am the best at pointing out pointless threads, a bit like this one Here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I can word all my sentences to make me seem like a posh-t**t. When really I'm a common one. edit: I can also rack up an obscene amount of posts without offering any good technical advise at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveR Posted September 29, 2006 Author Share Posted September 29, 2006 I am the best at pointing out pointless threads, a bit like this one Here lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I can steer a Type 42 Destroyer, or drive a Train or Ford KA better than all of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveR Posted September 29, 2006 Author Share Posted September 29, 2006 I can steer a Type 42 Destroyer, or drive a Train or Ford KA better than all of you Is there much in common across that lot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezz Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I can steer a Type 42 Destroyer, or drive a Train or Ford KA better than all of you Drive a train? You a train driver? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I can tip water off the roof of the club marque at Jae quicker than any other member.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Drive a train? You a train driver? Yep. Work for Southern Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Is there much in common across that lot? well the Destoyer and the Ka are nearly the same colour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I can eat/drink whatever I like and do no exercise, and my weight stays the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I can lift my wife off the ground with my hands behind my back. I won the Annual College 'Clip as many clothes pegs as possible on a fat bird in a nightclub without her noticing' competition two years running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I can lift my wife off the ground with my hands behind my back. I won the Annual College 'Clip as many clothes pegs as possible on a fat bird in a nightclub without her noticing' competition two years running. nice one lol,, I also forgot to say that I was the naked dog tag twirling champ for 2 weeks on HMS Gloucester ( 3 Romeo messdeck) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I won the Annual College 'Clip as many clothes pegs as possible on a fat bird in a nightclub without her noticing' competition two years running. That's impressive.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I can eat/drink whatever I like and do no exercise, and my weight stays the same. Same here, but you be careful tho, we still harden up in the insides tho,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 nice one lol,, I also forgot to say that I was the naked dog tag twirling champ for 2 weeks on HMS Gloucester ( 3 Romeo messdeck) shit guy what an image to go to bed with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I can eat/drink whatever I like and do no exercise, and my weight stays the same. Me too Not gained a pound in about 8 years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 bastards.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 shit guy what an image to go to bed with You are allowed to wear socks tho, on your feet that is and not Chilli Pepper style lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 i can lay bricks left or right handed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 In the land of the worlds hottest curry (Newcastle) I can put away the hottest curry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I can do really good wheelies in a wheelchair. I can keep the front wheels off the ground indefinitly while moving or stationary. I can hold a stationary wheelie using just one hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminator Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I can fart more tiimes in a day than any of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I go to the toilet at least 5 times a night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I think i have the longest scar on the forum. (waits to be corrected by some accident prone soul ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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