Bill Prawn Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Three blokes were working on a high rise building project, Macca, Chook and Simmo. Chook falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Simmo says,"Someone should go and tell his wife." Macca says, "OK, I`m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, Macca comes back carrying a crate of beer. Simmo says,"Where did you get that, Macca?" "Chook's missus gave it to me." "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?" Macca says, "Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Chook`s widow." She said, "No, I'm not a widow." And I said, "Wanna bet me a crate?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 - strange names these people have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 haha thats good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted September 29, 2006 Author Share Posted September 29, 2006 - strange names these people have. Errr they be nicknames me dear. Like Char or Lottie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Sick dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Errr they be nicknames me dear. Like Char or Lottie I can see that with Macca and Simmo, but what is Chook a nickname of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted September 29, 2006 Author Share Posted September 29, 2006 I can see that with Macca and Simmo, but what is Chook a nickname of? You are so picky Charles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted September 29, 2006 Author Share Posted September 29, 2006 Sick dude. DILLIGAF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 You are so picky Charles Ooo it's like a cousin of my very own name. So I could be called chook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted September 29, 2006 Author Share Posted September 29, 2006 So I could be called chook. You could be, amongst others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 You could be, amongst others Amongst other chickens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Very good... so Macca was from Sunderland... poor lad.. So you didn't manage to hand over the Friday Joke mantle..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted September 29, 2006 Author Share Posted September 29, 2006 So you didn't manage to hand over the Friday Joke mantle..? Only had one taker and that was Charlotte. Would you want her to do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Only had one taker and that was Charlotte. Would you want her to do it? Actually I turned it down. I'm too witty for it. It would go over people's head. It has to be the very basic of jokes and I wouldn't know where to find them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Only had one taker and that was Charlotte. Would you want her to do it? As long as my arse points south,,,, No,,,lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted September 29, 2006 Author Share Posted September 29, 2006 I wouldn't know where to find them. Really!!!! You could ask Mike But then there's always the Mexican one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Really!!!! You could ask Mike But then there's always the Mexican one You've lost me prawny. Case in point, basic humour - I don't relate to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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