MrAngry Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Oh my achey brakey heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra dan Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever. Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option." "Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!" "That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it!" "What about the PC?" "It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys," "Which three?" "Control, Alt and Delete." Erm, you don't need Control, Alt and Delete for windows 95... works just fine without that combo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 No more jokes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Anybody else WoW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poncho Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Any ever had sexual encounters with a contortionist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trig Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 ho hum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Any ever had sexual encounbters with a contortionist? Would it be 'kinky'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 tum te dum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Cause it makes me fast and I like chinese food? I had to give up American Football after a bad neck injury and I'm not healed enough to get back on the rugby pitch and European Football (I don't know why we call it soccer in the states) isn't enough for me. so your hand eye coordination is very good. I posted it up at the start when I didn't understand the rules. Now I do I still wanted it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_grin.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, "Cut it out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trig Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Any ever had sexual encounbters with a contortionist? No but i would bend over backwards to meet someone who was!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Yes, eye to hand coord insane, but that may be from other things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poncho Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 snooze? u got a joke book next to you or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 A bad one at that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Would it be 'kinky'? I hope so.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Do we get the anti squeal shims with these?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burna Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 I'm not very good at telling jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 No but i would bend over backwards to meet someone who was!! Yeah, but when things get out of shape, someone is bound to get hurt.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Cutting and pasting is easier than actually coming up with something worth posting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrAngry Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Some disks would be useful also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trig Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 woof woof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 No, you're not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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