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Club Competition #1


mawby

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Question, is it 5 anything posts, or 5 posts with a guess?
Anything. The 5 posts rule is simply there to stop someone completely spamming the thread one night with millions of posts to ensure they get the winning post.

 

You don't win anything for posting up a correct quess to what the winning number is. You have to be the person who makes the x post to this thread, x being the winning number. (Posts numbers are shown at the top right of each post)

 

I'm also using this as a test competition for future competitions. If it works then I might use the idea again, but either raise or lower the winning number depending on whether the prize is won quickly or it gets boring towards the end. I also have some other ideas too for simple free competitions, but I'll wait to see how this ones goes first.

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The Dead Rabbit

 

 

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

 

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.

 

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.

 

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

 

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.

 

She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

 

"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it!"

 

The blonde says, "Don't worry."

 

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.

 

She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

 

The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.

 

Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

 

The man is astonished.

 

He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"

 

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

 

It says...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."

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