jamesmark Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 English, Scottish and Irishman were at the top of a skyscraper that was getting built having there lunch English man opens his lunch and says "Ham I hate ham, if i get ham tomorrow i am going to jump off and kill myself" Scottish man opens his lunch and says "Turkey I hate turkey, if i get turkey tomorrow i am going to jump off and kill myself" Irishman man opens his lunch and says "Corned beef I hate Corned beef , if i get Corned beef tomorrow i am going to jump off and kill myself" So the next day all three get the same luches and they all kill themselves. So the widows decide to have a joint funeral and at the funeral the english women said:- "if only i knew he did not like ham he would have been here today" the scottish women says "if only i knew he did not like turkey he would have been here today" The Irish women said "I dunno why he killed himself he made his own lunch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraAyf Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 A cracker indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 pmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 he he he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupra Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Its an old one, but its a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 English man opens his lunch and says "Ham I hate ham, if i get ham tomorrow i am going to jump off and kill myself" Scottish man opens his lunch and says "Turkey I hate turkey, if i get turkey tomorrow i am going to jump off and kill myself" English man opens his lunch and says "Corned beef I hate Corned beef , if i get Corned beef tomorrow i am going to jump off and kill myself" What happened to the Irishman? Good joke, I like that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted September 27, 2006 Author Share Posted September 27, 2006 What happened to the Irishman? Good joke, I like that one. Good call, I was just copy and pasting and forgot to change it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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