markymark Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Ok - it is time for coffee and as you all know, making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. Swiss Toni all the way - my fav: Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. Pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 when did this thread turn all gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 when did this thread turn all gay? Where is the gay part? Unless of course, "making love to a beautiful woman" is the wrong way for you Yanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Oh no no sir... we do it proper... like a diver. Forwards, backwards, and with a twist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 On for CJ: Checking the details of a second-hand Supra is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, verify her year of origin. She may look like she rolled off the production line in 1995 but who's to say the fellow before you didn't give her a good spraying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lara Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 On for CJ: Checking the details of a second-hand Supra is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, verify her year of origin. She may look like she rolled off the production line in 1995 but who's to say the fellow before you didn't give her a good spraying? ooohhhh guys - yuck.... Typical males - no foreplay!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 19 pages wow, who,s the popular one then lara, nice pic by the way;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lara Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 19 pages wow, who,s the popular one then lara, nice pic by the way;) Is that my car you are referring to? She is beautiful!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 ......just passing through............welcome lara. BTW - special price on internet tazers, pm me if you need to hold back the waves of single men in the club Lewis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Is that my car you are referring to? She is beautiful!!! of course i was referring to your car, errrr aswell;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lara Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 ......just passing through............welcome lara. BTW - special price on internet tazers, pm me if you need to hold back the waves of single men in the club Lewis ooohhh such a spotter - your black one had same three last letters as my loverly supra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 On for CJ: Checking the details of a second-hand Supra is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, verify her year of origin. She may look like she rolled off the production line in 1995 but who's to say the fellow before you didn't give her a good spraying? Love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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