Friday Giggles

[MaveriK]

Stuttering Your Bride Away

>

> These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many many

> years First guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?"

>

> The second guy speaking very s l o w l y tells the first guy,

> "I w a s a l m o s t m a r r i e d "

>

> The first guy says in amazement, "Hey; you don't stutter any

> more "

>

> The answer comes, " Y e s, I w e n t t o a

> d o c t o r a n d h e t o l d m e t h a t

> i f I s p e a k s l o w l y I w i l l

> n o t s t u t t e r "

>

> The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how

> he was almost married

>

> "W e l l m y f i a n c e e a n d I

> w e r e s i t t i n g o n h e r

> p o r c h a n d t h e d o g w a s

> s c r a t c h i n g h i s b a c k a n d I

> t o l d h e r t h a t w h e n w e a r e

> m a r r i e d s h e c a n d o t h a t f o r

> m e a n d s h e t h r e w t h e r i n g

> i n m y f a c e "

>

> "Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the

> first friend

>

> " W e l l I s p e a k s o s l o w l y,

> t h a t b y t h e t i m e s h e

> l o o k e d a t t h e d o g, h e w a s

> l i c k i n g h i s b a l l s"

[MaveriK]

Fecking formatting has gone to plad, sorry!!

[edd_t]

still funny

[Scoboblio]

Gave me a proper laugh that one.

[Scooby]

Brightened up my friday!