RedM Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 A tornado hit Leeds last week, specifically East End Park, causing widespread damage. Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order', 'mental' and 'that did my head in'. The Tornado decimated the area causing in excess of £7.55 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementoes from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed. Many locals were woken before their Giro's arrived. One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith a 15 year old mother of four said 'It was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running into my bedroom crying and my hands were shaking that much I could hardly skin up whilst I was watching Trisha'. The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found numerous 'Elizabeth Duke' sovereigns, benefit books, bone china from Poundstretcher and Argos catalogues. However they have not managed to save any furniture from Crazy George's as yet. How can you help? This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Urgently needed are LaCoste tracksuits (his and hers preferably), white socks, Burberry caps, woolly Beanny hats and Reebok trainers. Food parcels are also needed. They include McCain's Micro-chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizzas. Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White Lightning Cider and Carlsberg Special Brew. Cash Donations are also needed. 22p buys a Bic Biro for signing on, 2.50 buys a jumbo sausage dinner, 3.00 buys a blag CD and 26.00 buys 200 Regal from Tommo who has just got back from Kavos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Elizabeth Duke An oldie, but a goodie.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Heard that at School, the Glasgow version is much better I will try and look for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Yeah I heard that about Barnsley before, and it was an earthquake, Barnsley's more appropriate methinks Still funny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 It goes for most northern towns Sadly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 It goes for most northern towns Sadly Have you ever been to Basingstoke Rob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Have you ever been to Basingstoke Rob? Yes, once, but i didnt stay long I think it is the state of the nation now. I sat on a bus home from work yesterday behind 2 methadone addicts calmly talking about there habit on a crowded bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 That's nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Reminds me of the Birmingham earthquake that caused £250,000 worth of improvements Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 really like that a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 blimey that tornado gets around...last I heard it was trashing Southampton....on its way to Bournemouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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