how_supra Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 One just legged it under my sofa, I swear its the size of my hand. What will happen if it comes out when Im asleep and starts chewing on my face?? I hate spiders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Spiders kill flys, they are the good guys!! Oh and in your lifetime you will swallow 8 spiders while you are sleeping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 One just legged it under my sofa, I swear its the size of my hand. That's a really small sofa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 just don't let it lay eggs in your ears whilst your asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted September 17, 2006 Author Share Posted September 17, 2006 None of you are making me feel any better. Ordinarily Id hoover them up, but I have to walk past the sofa to get the hoover, and Im not prepared to risk it jumping out and chewing my ankles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieP Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Sounds like you need a man to come over and squash it;) If you find one send him round here.. there is a huge one in my bath:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted September 17, 2006 Author Share Posted September 17, 2006 Sounds like you need a man to come over and squash it;) If you find one send him round here.. there is a huge one in my bath:D Te he, in a previous house, I did actually go round my neighbours house and ask them to rid my room of the evil creatures existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 when i was young the barely covered the top of your thumb but now the little bastards are huge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted September 17, 2006 Author Share Posted September 17, 2006 They have definately got bigger. Unless our parents protected us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 We've had loads in here over the last few weeks. Last night there was one above a kitchen cupboard. He was easily dispatched with a Bokuto. Previous to that I dispatched one with my Iai sword. That was actually pretty intense. It faced me for ages, totally unmoving. Then I dispatched it with one movement. A fairly clean cut save for the spider guts. Of course a rolled up newspaper does just as well should you be lacking in traditional Japanese arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted September 17, 2006 Author Share Posted September 17, 2006 We've had loads in here over the last few weeks. Last night there was one above a kitchen cupboard. He was easily dispatched with a Bokuto. Previous to that I dispatched one with my Iai sword. That was actually pretty intense. It faced me for ages, totally unmoving. Then I dispatched it with one movement. A fairly clean cut save for the spider guts. Of course a rolled up newspaper does just as well should you be lacking in traditional Japanese arms. OMG are you available for house calls. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 It could just be circling you, waiting to move in for the kill ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Sounds like you need a man to come over and squash it;) If you find one send him round here.. there is a huge one in my bath:D LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted September 17, 2006 Author Share Posted September 17, 2006 It could just be circling you, waiting to move in for the kill ..... I don't you fancy coming to my rescue then?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rik Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Yeah there's some big buggers around the outbacks of norfolk here. Check out this mother that i caught prowling the front room........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 I don't you fancy coming to my rescue then?? I hate spiders! If i stay away from then then they stay away from me! Good luck with your problem, i'll send flowers if you don't make it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted September 17, 2006 Author Share Posted September 17, 2006 eek. /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_shock.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rik Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 That curtain rail is 1 inch by the way!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted September 17, 2006 Author Share Posted September 17, 2006 I hate spiders! If i stay away from then then they stay away from me! Good luck with your problem, i'll send flowers if you don't make it Well at least you're honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Spiders kill flys, they are the good guys!! Oh and in your lifetime you will swallow 8 spiders while you are sleeping I thought it was 8 per year? maybe it's just me then, I sleep with my mouth open lol and anyway I like the taste, and their good for you - especially the juicy hairy ones. Just annoying when you wake up with a leg hanging out of the side of your mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 heres one i caught running across my bed towards my face last night. doesnt look that big in the pic but he was a beauty!!! [ATTACH]43925[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 I hate the creepy f*ckers! Everytime I go into the garden I seem to walk into a web and end up with a tarantula on my face of shoulder. Can't go near them anymore - have to hoover them up using the extension pipe! Worse thing is with a Dyson you can see the buggers running around inside the dust collector... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 on wednesday im off to central spain to stay at my parents villa. Apparently the surrounding area has the highest tarantula spider population in the world. Not to mention snakes and scorpions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Shit! while sitting at the computer I keep looking around as I'm convinced there's one on me! had a couple of biggens this week, but the cat normally finds them first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Yeah there's some big buggers around the outbacks of norfolk here. Check out this mother that i caught prowling the front room........ This was really in your house?? That is one fucking scary spider!, thing is I used to like spiders, not sure when the fear came into it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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