Clarkey Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Thought I'd share this ... Was having a little soiree last night and at about 02:10 we heard the cleasatical nocturnal singing voice of my german neighbour and knocking noises on my living room wall. Her voice was sheer Tchaikovisky through her open window - to any perv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Im very worried about you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted September 17, 2006 Author Share Posted September 17, 2006 Im very worried about you. That's ok. I have issues that I'm dealing with - don't you worry blossom. Maybe time to change my medication ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Hahahahaha, Do what my neighbour did to me a few years back..one night at about 3am on a saturday morning, I was getting my stroke on and then I heard the neighbour mimmicing sounds when my young lady had calmed down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 That's ok. I have issues that I'm dealing with - don't you worry blossom. Maybe time to change my medication ? Or some ear phones, or an inflatable friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted September 17, 2006 Author Share Posted September 17, 2006 We recorded the 20minute musical marathon - on one of our phones .. bluetoothed to 4 mobiles - then all at the same time .. played it out of my kitchen window (which is adjacent - to her bedroom) We thought it was funny. Childish and perhaps junivenile - but awfully good fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted September 17, 2006 Author Share Posted September 17, 2006 inflatable friend. She's buggered. She burst! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 We recorded the 20minute musical marathon - on one of our phones .. bluetoothed to 4 mobiles - then all at the same time .. played it out of my kitchen window (which is adjacent - to her bedroom) We thought it was funny. Childish and perhaps junivenile - but awfully good fun. May be childish, but highly amusing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 We recorded the 20minute musical marathon 20 minutes = marathon????? Please tell me I'm not alone in thinking that is a little short... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 20 minutes = marathon????? Please tell me I'm not alone in thinking that is a little short... I've got dressed and gone to get a kebab in that time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 She's buggered. She burst! is that why you were so taken by my text message last night. Ah bless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 20 minutes 3 minutes here, including foreplay and a fag afterwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 3 minutes here, including foreplay and a fag afterwards Dammn, it takes me at least 10 minutes to get the whips and chains out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted September 17, 2006 Author Share Posted September 17, 2006 20 minutes = marathon????? Please tell me I'm not alone in thinking that is a little short... I can only imagine that he didn't have his Viagra & redbull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted September 17, 2006 Author Share Posted September 17, 2006 is that why you were so taken by my text message last night. Ah bless. With Jessica Rabbit going at it with her Jedi padawan apprentice. With my play doll in a crumpled mess under my bed ... ... I was getting lonely!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-K Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 mate, record it and play it back on your hi-fi realy loud !! that would be so funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 With Jessica Rabbit going at it with her Jedi padawan apprentice. With my play doll in a crumpled mess under my bed ... ... I was getting lonely!! ah its okay. You're amongst friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Go on admit it. You had a wank whilst she was at it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted September 17, 2006 Author Share Posted September 17, 2006 Go on admit it. You had a wank whilst she was at it! - Sssshhhh - don't tell everyone Doug! Let's keep this on the Q.T please - Mr Moderator. Not just me, all my invited party-heads - we took it in turns going to the bathroom. Of course, I didn't share the babylotion - I'm a tight arse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted September 17, 2006 Author Share Posted September 17, 2006 ah its okay. You're amongst friends. Aw shucks! I need help with my problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Hovis pics please /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_oops.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted September 17, 2006 Author Share Posted September 17, 2006 Hovis pics please /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_oops.gif You want me to take a picture with my thick-sliced Warburtons toastie loafie on my head .. with my todger hanging out ? .. .. You've got problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 You want me to take a picture with my thick-sliced Warburtons toastie loafie on my head .. with my todger hanging out ? .. .. You've got problems. Its all part of the support group. it will make you feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted September 17, 2006 Author Share Posted September 17, 2006 Its all part of the support group. it will make you feel better. I think I'd prefer the old fashioned way of therapy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Twenty minutes. I spend that long haggling over the price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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