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Great stuff Syed :) I was getting to the diet and workout routine but wanted Jazz to elaborate a little further on his current technique ;)

 

 

Cheers! To meet his goal he is going to have is work cut out for him. Gaining nearly 30lbs is NOT easy! If it is pure muscle gain he is after, that is well into injectable anabolics territory IMHO. What are your long-term goals Jazz?

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^ :lol: Cartman is the best :thumbs:

 

2 stones huh.. drink beer and lots of it :D

 

Anyway back on the gym front.. I am trying to lose weight and tone up a bit, so for the 1st part going every day or every other day is good right?

 

But for muscle growth its recommended to take a break of a day or so inbetween sessions?

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well all i can say is ive been trying for 20 years to put weight on,

i started eating all the crap everyone is saying dont eat ,. like KFC , beer, crisps etc

and ive put on over 2 stone in under 1 year,. and ive zero fat,its all muscle.( well a tiny bit of puppy fat )

i am living proof.

just cos your eating fatty foods dont mean itll go on the body as fat,.

your body will use fat too ynow.,

and whats the point in excersising if all its gonna do is lose weight for you ? you need a high intake of food to feed the body.

 

and as far as steroids go,what a load of crap.,

dont be tempted mate,youll get a tiny cock and tiny balls,a bad temper as well,.

what do you think people did before steroids. - do not touch that shite.

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well i know i can gain two stones but its a matter of how long i can wait, i started training two years ago and weighed 8 stones exact and now i weigh 11,3 which is fairly good and its pure muscles and 10% fat but i can t wait another two years to gain two stones and im also scared to take the steroids as i did try to get injected but didnt have the balls and bottled out as for my mate who takes the needles hes my age and weighs 14 stones

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and as far as steroids go,what a load of crap.,

dont be tempted mate,youll get a tiny cock and tiny balls,a bad temper as well,.

what do you think people did before steroids. - do not touch that shite.

 

Well, to be fair I think Dianabol has been used by bodybuilders since about the sixties. Arnie's "breakfast of champions". That sort of shit is only for pushing yourself the final mile, once you've gone as far as you can naturally. Besides, you just retain a load of water and look 'chubby' if you take AAS's and don't work out.

 

I have played with GH though, and that caused mainly lots of water retention and better sleep, certainly not worth the huge amount of money it costs.

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What does he take to stop his testicles from shrinking? :D

HCG - simulates leutinising hormone or something.. keeps your balls big :D

It's what struggling baby-wanting women use to kickstart their ovaries.

 

The amount of stuff these guys end up taking is crazy. Anti-Estrogens to stop the feminisation (breasts! - bitch tits) due to test aromatising into estrogen, hcg to keep the balls big... it's mental.

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Can anyone suggest anything on how i can gain two stonnes quick or gain some weight? i know i can do it but it takes time as i have a high motabalism any suggestions? apart from eating 6 meals a day?

 

Lots of healthy stuff mate. Don't forget that loading fat and saturated shit will make a mess of your system. i went to 18/half stone on the weights but I deceided that being so muscle-bound just wasn't good for the heart so I stopped and reduced my mass by 3-stone. I feel a great deal better for it as well.

 

I've heard people talk about short-sharp fizz sessions but you need to put the time in if you want to be a good size.

 

Also you need to do all-over body reps as your muscle groups have to support and grow together if you want to achieve the correct results

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Avoid saturated fats in your food where possible - normal fats are a lot easier for your body to break down, whereas the saturates (e.g. junk food) can also raise your cholesterol level.

 

Just stay healthy mate. Avoid steroids - have a look for some of the pictures of Sylvester Stallone after he'd finished Rocky. I remember seeing them years ago; he came off the steroids he'd used tobulk up for the role and had badly deflated, so much so that his chest was almost inverted!

 

Like the guys said, don't overwork your muscles - work on different groups of muscles each visit, working in a cycle til you get back to the first set. Don't forget to have a protein shake after your workout too - this is when the body will be gasping for more protein. Remember, the body first uses protein to repair the muscles, only then (if there's enough) will it use the protein to build.

 

Might be worth getting a personal trainer for a session once a week, someone who is qualified would really be able to help you towards your goals faster.

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Eat anything mega high in carbohydrates, which most have mentioned before, ie Pasta, Sugar etc. Also lots of fruit as it will give you lots of fructose.

Then do no excercise :)

 

Ohh and dont forget the beer and alcopops :)

 

Not sure if I would choose the eggs though, they are mega high in protein, BUT mega high in fat which is not that healthy

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Markie, While I agree about the eggs (use the whites only to get high protein, but low fat ;) ) I don't agree about the sugars. If you're aiming for a good cut then its best to maintain a 40:40:20 protein-carb-fat diet. Protein is essential to build muscle bulk so if you're in a healty state should aim for 1g of protein for ever pound of body weight while bulking.

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