Getrag Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Driving through town with window open and mates in EVO8 behind (cams and PFC, sounding really mean). I come up to a junction and there are 3 young men waiting to cross. Aged early 30's, well dressed, nothing to worry about I think. My windown is down obviously which I dont think he knew and he says openly, "obviously has a small penis" I take the hump instantly and snap back, "what did you just say!?" He and the 2 others say absolutely nothing and cross the road quickly behind me. I come out the junction quickly and pull up beside them on the pavement and yell, "Hey! what did you just say!?" None of them say anything, tough guys, all mouth eh. By this point I'm hurling bags of abuse at them about jelousy/grow up etc etc while rolling down the road beside them. Eventually, the perpetrator stops, looks at me and says, "I owe you an apology." I retort, "your fu*king right you do, get a grip!" I drive off, chuckling with mates in the EVO who didnt know what was going on. Lucky for them they didnt say it to these guys or they would have got a slap for their troubles. Im a nice guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 What does it say about you for you to react so badly to that comment hmmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dee_rz Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 i would have just laughed and to be honest i'm not a very nice guy at the best of times but this would have just made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getrag Posted September 15, 2006 Author Share Posted September 15, 2006 Thanks for your support Pete, nice one. I was in a mood that night and wasnt taking any prisoners but some control was present Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 My windown is down obviously which I dont think he knew and he says openly, "obviously has a small penis" I take the hump instantly and snap back, "what did you just say!?" weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeener just kidding mate, don't kill me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieP Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Haha.. i would have done the same, most give it the mouth but when it comes to it lose there bottle:thumbs: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Thanks for your support Pete, nice one. Weeeelll. It can't be the first time someone's said that to you? It's one of those common sayings like when your washing your car "Can you do mine when your done mate?" or "Is it fast?" and the classic "oh, my mate has a Subaru too" etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartworm Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 as you say, its jealousy, I ignore it when people say it, there usually just trying to wind ya up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 and the classic "oh, my mate has a Subaru too" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I would have said back its still slightly bigger than yours though sonny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dee_rz Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 and the classic "oh, my mate has a Subaru too" etc. oooooo that one would make me punch there lights out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getrag Posted September 15, 2006 Author Share Posted September 15, 2006 I've had the small penis jokes plenty of times from girls (and sometimes about the Supra too ) but since it was from a guy it caught my attention. I've got to a stage now where I just dont let rudeness slide generally, you gotta nip it in the bud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRD3000GT Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 You think thats bad.. Picture me central London on a 3 lane road in the middle at some lights 1 am in the morning. A drunk guy and his mate are corssing the road they must have both been about 45 ish and the drunk guy spots me in my car with a girl next to me and immediately takes offence. He proceeded to undo his trousers and pulled his cock out and was shaking it about in front of me.. Needles to say I was in hysterics and the girl looked shocked Anyway I switched in to dragstart mode and was hoping to run the cnut over which I think he realised when I started to raise the rvs in front of him and quickly ran out the way holding his dick and his trousers.. Oh how I wish a cop had been a few cars back ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonW Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I would have happily ignored them safe in the knowledge that I'm happy with the size of my apendage. A bad reaction would suggest otherwise:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I've had the small penis jokes plenty of times from girls. So it's true then!? :rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getrag Posted September 15, 2006 Author Share Posted September 15, 2006 I've had the small penis jokes plenty of times from girls (and sometimes about the Supra too ) ....that was the intended joke. 3.5Inches...erect. etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Oh.... eeerrrr... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 What does it say about you for you to react so badly to that comment hmmm? ^exactly^ This sort of over-reaction kinda gives credence to their remark So what if some loser tells his boyfriend that he thinks you've got a small penis? At least you've got a decent car. And a decent male organ to boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 And a decent male organ to boot. you know this for a fact do you john? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Who's penniless now eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jase_93tt Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 as you say, its jealousy, I ignore it when people say it, there usually just trying to wind ya up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Who's penniless now eh? anyone else not get this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getrag Posted September 15, 2006 Author Share Posted September 15, 2006 Who's penniless now eh?? Ah all you guys breathing the thin air up there on the moral high ground careful now! I agree for the most part but sometimes its quite cathartic to tell people exactly what you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 ...Ah all you guys breathing the thin air up there on the moral high ground careful now!... Relax dude. It could have been worse: you could be sitting in a n/a supra.(castrated version) Seriously now, confronting pedestrians while in the car is not a good idea. What if they turned nasty and damaged the car? What if you turned nasty and beat them up? You'd be traced easily by the reg number. You had nothing to prove anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 but sometimes its quite cathartic to tell people exactly what you think. I try to do this at any available opportunity.... pesky Evo drivers.. it's just a big escort really.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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