RedM Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Venue: a set of lights. Me: At the front on right. Rover Driver: At the front on the left. Evo dude: Behind me. Lights change and I move off steadily. Rover driver is far slower off the mark. Evo dude is stuck to me. Then he cuts to the left in front of the Rover, undertakes me and then swerves violently back into my lane to avoid the back of a car. Then he slams on for the next set of lights. I was this impressed -> . So the lights change and he goes tearing off again like some kind of f*cking idiot. I really should sell the Supra and get one of them bad boys so that I can drive like a cnut too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraAyf Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 So the lights change and he goes tearing off again like some kind of f*cking idiot. I really should seel the Supra and get one of them bad boys so that I can drive like a cnut too. Evo drivers all seem to have been made from the same ’wank’ mould eh! There’s one like that where I live and he gets on my tits too (pardon the French!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Evo drivers all seem to have been made from the same ’wank’ mould eh! There’s one like that where I live and he gets on my tits too (pardon the French!). you have tits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 you have tits? Shh, Ed will hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 I was pootling along the other day behind an Evo, minding my own business in 30mph zone. As soon as he saw me he put his foot down and screamed off - must have been at least 70 through the 30 zone - weaving in and out of oncoming traffic. Twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraAyf Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 you have tits? When I was 18 and a half stone and pushing weights for most of the day, I have to admit that my chest was perhaps bigger than some of the girls assets that I’ve seen in UK. Bad for the heart all that shit so I’m just a skinny thing now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Was it a yellow EVO V with clear back lights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 11, 2006 Author Share Posted September 11, 2006 Was it a yellow EVO V with clear back lights? Funny you should say that but no! Kind of a lilac-blue late model. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Keep an eye out for the yellow one, he's local and seems to have something he wants to prove, either that or he likes to read the small print on the bottom of numberplates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Keep an eye out for the yellow one, he's local and seems to have something he wants to prove, either that or he likes to read the small print on the bottom of numberplates. Maybe he just has a small willy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Shh, Ed will hear. Whos got tits! What did I miss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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