stupra Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 Mr Jones goes to the doctors to find out his wife's test results, but there's been a mix up with the notes. The receptionist tells Mr Jones that the doctor would like to see him, so he goes in for a chat. When Mr jones sits down, the doctor informs him that there are two Mrs Jones at the surgery, an that there is some confusion as to which results are his wifes, but both results are bad. The doctor then continues to tell Mr Jones that one result shows Alzheimers, an the other shows Aids. Mr Jones is in shock, an asks for the doctors advice, so the doc says "take your wife into the centre of town, and leave her there, if she finds her way home, don't f*ck her". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 That's nasty, though mildly amusing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 old and not funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squiffy Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 i like that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupra Posted September 10, 2006 Author Share Posted September 10, 2006 Yeah I know its old, but a mate of mine just brought it up. But it is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 whilst we are on the joke subject heres mine.... little tom comes home from school beaming after learning a few magic tricks. goes to his mom in the hope of her showing him more magic to which she replies ''sorry i dont know any go and ask your father'' so off he goes to his father where he gets the reply ''sorry son i dont know any either. go and see mr jones next door he'll know some'' he knocks mr jones' house and explains his interest in magic. ''yes i know magic,follow me to the garden shed and il show you'' says mr jones. at the shed mr jones tells tom to drop his trousers and bend over. as he does this mr jones asks ''can you feel my finger up your arse??'' tom: ''yes'' mr jones: ''now thats magic!!'' as he waves his hands in front of toms face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squiffy Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 dude, that is wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feakins Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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