Jake Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 I was driving my Aunt's car with her as passenger. There was a WPC stood by the side of the road in a 30mph limit. Due to the slow moving traffic we were doing like 10mph. As I got towards the copper she started shouting and gesticulating for me to pull over. I pulled up next to her and through the open passenger side window she started shouting "PUT THE PHONE DOWN - NOW" at me. I laughed and said "You what?" "PUT IT DOWN - RIGHT NOW!" I laughed again, showed her my empty hand and said "I was scratching my ear love" "Yeah well, it looked like you were on the phone" she mumbled and blushed like a beetroot. We were still pissing ourselves laughing as we drove away. The copper looking really embarrassed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bromy Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 He-he that would be a good one even if you are on the phone, keep a old one in the glove box just incase of pullover with flat battery!, and all of you just incase say its dangerous how many of you smoke/eat/makeup/shave women included/soft drinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted September 9, 2006 Author Share Posted September 9, 2006 how many of you smoke/eat/makeup/shave women included/soft drinks I can honestly say I've never shaved any women while driving! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imi Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Thats why I have tinted windows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamer Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Stop dating really hairy women then Imi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerry Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 I can honestly say I've never shaved any women while driving! I've had a few "close shaves" whilts driving... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-K Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 if i could,i would arrest every single person i saw using a mobile phone whilst driving., but im not a copper. so i cant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guru Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Your like a caged Police animal waiting to get out Pneumoni! Go sign up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraAyf Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 She was only after your phone number m8 - WPC Plods need to be loved too! "Yeah well, it looked like you were on the phone" she mumbled and blushed like a beetroot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-K Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Your like a caged Police animal waiting to get out Pneumoni! Go sign up funny enough i wouldnt be accepted now becuase i realy wrecked my foot a few years back in a bad fall chasing some car thieves over a 9 foot wall now,in my left foot ive no heel and my foot is flat . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 nice one really like it how they have the power trip, and then get shot down if only you had it on video, would be great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imi Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Stop dating really hairy women then Imi. eeergh......flashback of one that i dated a while ago the present girl is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiefgroover Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Slap it up the cheeky bitch lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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