Max Headroom Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Did you know that a rat cannot vomit, and in Thailand they got rid of rats by catching a few and sewing their bottoms up. As a consequence they get fuller and fuller and cannot poo so they fight Yes I know strange but true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Holy constipated vermin, Batman:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Would it not be easy if you get your hands on it to destroy it?? Hell who would want to sit there sewing up rats.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Hang on. If they've already caught them, why don't they just kill them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-K Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Did you know that a rat cannot vomit, and in Thailand they got rid of rats by catching a few and sewing their bottoms up. As a consequence they get fuller and fuller and cannot poo so they fight Yes I know strange but true i just can not believe that ! not a sniff lol,. thailand prb has around 3.5 million rats, and they sewed up a few rats bums and killed them ? no chance max. i have to dissagree dude . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-K Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 just put some rat poison down !! lol sewing up rats bums lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted September 8, 2006 Author Share Posted September 8, 2006 Rat with sewn up bottom goes back to the pack, gets narky and fights with everyone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-K Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 old chinese proverb says,. "man who go`s to bed with itchy bottom,wakes in morning with smelly fingers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-K Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Rat with sewn up bottom goes back to the pack, gets narky and fights with everyone else if someone sewed up my ass i kick everyones head in !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Rat with sewn up bottom goes back to the pack, gets narky and fights with everyone else I reckon a mini butt-bung would work just as well:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-K Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I reckon a mini butt-bung would work just as well:d yeh !! why didnt they just slam "butt plugs" up there asses ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I'm calling RS on this one Max...you cannot be serious:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted September 8, 2006 Author Share Posted September 8, 2006 Strange but true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Strange but true Pics ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 old chinese proverb says,. "man who go`s to bed with itchy bottom,wakes in morning with smelly fingers" Another one is "Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted September 8, 2006 Author Share Posted September 8, 2006 I'm calling RS on this one Max...you cannot be serious:d Bottom of page 36 http://www.cse.csiro.au/research/rodents/Ridding-Rice-of-Rats.pdf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Well, I'll go to the top of our stairs ACIAR has published a new book on ecologically-based rodent management, with contributions from many of the top scientists in Australia and the region. The genesis of this book was a common concern on the lack of progress in rodent pest management over the past 20 years in both developing countries and elsewhere. This has occurred despite the advent in the 1970s of sophisticated chemical rodenticides and the highly effective yet labour intensive practice of creating aggressive constipated killer-rats through the stitching-up of their rectums and releasing back to the wild. What has been lacking is a solid understanding of the biology, behav-iour and habitat use of the respective species we are attempting to manage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted September 8, 2006 Author Share Posted September 8, 2006 Well, I'll go to the top of our stairs ACIAR has published a new book on ecologically-based rodent management, with contributions from many of the top scientists in Australia and the region. The genesis of this book was a common concern on the lack of progress in rodent pest management over the past 20 years in both developing countries and elsewhere. This has occurred despite the advent in the 1970s of sophisticated chemical rodenticides and the highly effective yet labour intensive practice of creating aggressive constipated killer-rats through the stitching-up of their rectums and releasing back to the wild. What has been lacking is a solid understanding of the biology, behav-iour and habitat use of the respective species we are attempting to manage. Once again strange but true!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-K Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Holy Bat Pants ! Its True. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted September 8, 2006 Author Share Posted September 8, 2006 Holy Bat Pants ! Its True. Oh dear Pneumoni, you doubted me and my bottomless pit of useless niff naff and trivia. I'm hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike M Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 [ATTACH]43288[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminator Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Anyone know of any rats arse sewing training courses. Looking for a change of direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Anyone know of any rats arse sewing training courses. Looking for a change of direction. 'ACIAR's training policy is to provide one-on-one rats-arse stitching-up profficiency to developing country populations, institutions, researchers and Supra-Forum posters with an interest in agriculture or random vermin mutilation. Please write to The Communications Coordinator, ACIAR, GPO Box 1571, Canberra ACT 2601, Australia, if you believe you are eligible to receive a free scholarship. Others please contact aciar.com.au/ratassstiching direct' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Does jazz1 know about this thread, it might come in useful for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 I reckon a mini butt-bung would work just as well:d But it might pop out. a blob of superglue would prevent this, or a large amount of duck tape, or what about a rat size thong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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