CJ Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Steve Irwin walks into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side. He puts the croc up on the bar. He then turns to the astonished patrons and says, “I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this croc’s mouth and place my dick inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. Then he’ll open his mouth and I’ll remove my dick unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.” The crowd murmured in unanimous approval. Steve stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the crocodile’s open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, Irwin grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the croc hard on the top of its head. The croc opened his mouth and he removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. Steve stood up again and made another offer. “I’ll pay anyone $100 who’s willing to give it a try.” A hush fell over the crowd. After awhile, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up… “I’ll try it! Just don’t hit me too hard with the beer bottle!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jim_supra Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I like that alot:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayssupra Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markssupra Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Angarak Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Its a Bernard Manning joke from years ago, modified for Steve Irwin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Ripper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Lol!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted September 8, 2006 Author Share Posted September 8, 2006 Its a Bernard Manning joke from years ago, modified for Steve Irwin. Waht? Bernard Manning stuck his dick in a crocs mouth? Nah, no way, as his belly would have been in the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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