Vinnie Jones's hard cat

[Ewen]

On the way home from the club, Vinnie buys a really hot Vindaloo take-away. He gets home, puts the meal on the table then goes to the fridge to get some tinnies...he turns round just in time to see his cat woofing down the last piece of popadum. Vinnies furious, he grabs the cat, ties three bricks round its neck and throws it in the garden pond. He goes back in and has just sat down with a can when he hears banging at the back door. He opens the door and sees his cat looking up at him.

'wtf' Vinnie says.

'hey t**t face', the cat says, 'got any more water ?'

[paul mac]

nice one Ewan, i saw Vinney Jones get and i think this is still a record, a 9 second yellow card at Maine road playing for Wimbledon against city, he kicked Peter Reid about 6 ft up in the air, happy days

[RobSheffield]

[Wez]