supra-lover Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 today at work, my father was in the toilet washing his hands, and in came a co worker called lee..he proceeds to have number 2'ssss while there talking!! lovely so, lee does the paper work and comes out still talking to my dad.. "" my dads thinking mmm he's going to wash his hands now surely""" BUT YOU GUESSED IT lee walked strait out with unwashed hands,, my dad couldn't believe it,, next thing my dad sees him making breakfast for a few of the lads in the hut,,, holding bacon in his hands eeeerrrrrrr and offered my dad some HE SAID NO THANKS:d that is terrible --WASH YOUR HANDS PLEASE EVERYBODY WHO DOESN'T-- i was thinking, surly Lady's don't do this sort of thing???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Mate if there was an award for the most random and obscure posts you would win hands down;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soonto_HAS_soop Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 When you work with people like this, it defeats the purpose of you washing your hands, cos as soon as you go to open the door to leave, you've got their shite and germs all over your hands. It's why I have a thing where I have to open the door with a covered hand, i.e. my jumper or coat sleeve.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-K Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 today at work, my father was in the toilet washing his hands, and in came a co worker called lee..he proceeds to have number 2'ssss while there talking!! lovely so, lee does the paper work and comes out still talking to my dad.. "" my dads thinking mmm he's going to wash his hands now surely""" BUT YOU GUESSED IT lee walked strait out with unwashed hands,, my dad couldn't believe it,, next thing my dad sees him making breakfast for a few of the lads in the hut,,, holding bacon in his hands eeeerrrrrrr and offered my dad some HE SAID NO THANKS:d that is terrible --WASH YOUR HANDS PLEASE EVERYBODY WHO DOESN'T-- i was thinking, surly Lady's don't do this sort of thing???? thanks for highlighting this man, i have a hygene thing,.... check this, to flush a toilet i have to use toilet paper,. when i wash my hands - need to wash the tap first...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra-lover Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 Mate if there was an award for the most random and obscure posts you would win hands down;) yeah well I'm special:p anyway i hope you wash your hands boy'o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 a shocker they need to get one of the awesome Japanese toilets, they do everything. some even have a option for when a woman uses them, they make this kind of gushing type sound to hide the embarrassment if you wanna laugh for a few minutes read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra-lover Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 thanks for highlighting this man, i have a hygene thing,.... check this, to flush a toilet i have to use toilet paper,. when i wash my hands - need to wash the tap first...... nothing wrong with that i do the same,, o.k maybe not the tap ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Bloke at work shit himself a couple of months back.... to the point where it was all up his back, all over the walls, the sinks...EVERYWHERE! He then dressed himself, done a full day at work and went into a meeting... still caked in his own filth. ...Nice bloke actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 This is exactly why I don't bother washing my hands either. I don't do number 2's anywhere other than at home if I can help it and use baby wipes for final cleaning. My philosophy on washing hands after peeing is this, urine is actually a sterile fluid, also I have no issues with going on the p*ss and later on whacking my c*ck down my mrs throat without first washing it so if I expect her to slurp up my germs the few I get by holding it whilst peeing dissapears into insignificance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeT Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Bloke at work shit himself a couple of months back.... to the point where it was all up his back, all over the walls, the sinks...EVERYWHERE! He then dressed himself, done a full day at work and went into a meeting... still caked in his own filth. ...Nice bloke actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra-lover Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 This is exactly why I don't bother washing my hands either. I don't do number 2's anywhere other than at home if I can help it and use baby wipes for final cleaning. My philosophy on washing hands after peeing is this, urine is actually a sterile fluid, also I have no issues with going on the p*ss and later on whacking my c*ck down my mrs throat without first washing it so if I expect her to slurp up my germs the few I get by holding it whilst peeing dissapears into insignificance. rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr man:tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 This is exactly why I don't bother washing my hands either. I don't do number 2's anywhere other than at home if I can help it and use baby wipes for final cleaning. My philosophy on washing hands after peeing is this, urine is actually a sterile fluid, also I have no issues with going on the p*ss and later on whacking my c*ck down my mrs throat without first washing it so if I expect her to slurp up my germs the few I get by holding it whilst peeing dissapears into insignificance. funniest post for today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-K Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 This is exactly why I don't bother washing my hands either. I don't do number 2's anywhere other than at home if I can help it and use baby wipes for final cleaning. My philosophy on washing hands after peeing is this, urine is actually a sterile fluid, also I have no issues with going on the p*ss and later on whacking my c*ck down my mrs throat without first washing it so if I expect her to slurp up my germs the few I get by holding it whilst peeing dissapears into insignificance. frikin hilarious mate !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Take another one of these;) Could you be any more random??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra-lover Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 everyone loves my little subjects Dave he he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 yeah well I'm special:p anyway i hope you wash your hands boy'o you certainly are, and yep I do wash them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imi Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 today at work, my father was in the toilet washing his hands, and in came a co worker called lee..he proceeds to have number 2'ssss while there talking!! lovely so, lee does the paper work and comes out still talking to my dad.. "" my dads thinking mmm he's going to wash his hands now surely""" BUT YOU GUESSED IT lee walked strait out with unwashed hands,, my dad couldn't believe it,, next thing my dad sees him making breakfast for a few of the lads in the hut,,, holding bacon in his hands eeeerrrrrrr and offered my dad some HE SAID NO THANKS:d that is terrible --WASH YOUR HANDS PLEASE EVERYBODY WHO DOESN'T-- i was thinking, surly Lady's don't do this sort of thing???? why didnt you tell him there and then to wash his hands...I would have. that dirty bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra-lover Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 why didnt you tell him there and then to wash his hands...I would have. that dirty bastard. not me mate, this was my dad:) i bloody would have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 It's been a while...... Went in to see my GP a while back, and saw James sat there. I said hello and asked him why he was in, he said he'd kill me if I posted it but he was worried about a red coloured ring round his bell end. I was amazed at the co-incidence, as I'd gone there cos of a green coloured ring round mine. Anyhoo, James was called in, and he was out in a flash, 'no worries mate' he smiled, and off he went. I was called in next, and the doc took one look and said it was serious and had to come off....'but doc', I cried, ' my mate was in here a minute ago with sommat similar and he said it was no problem'...the doc said 'sorry Mr. Foster, but theres a major difference between lipstick and gangrene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra-lover Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 It's been a while...... Went in to see my GP a while back, and saw James sat there. I said hello and asked him why he was in, he said he'd kill me if I posted it but he was worried about a red coloured ring round his bell end. I was amazed at the co-incidence, as I'd gone there cos of a green coloured ring round mine. Anyhoo, James was called in, and he was out in a flash, 'no worries mate' he smiled, and off he went. I was called in next, and the doc took one look and said it was serious and had to come off....'but doc', I cried, ' my mate was in here a minute ago with sommat similar and he said it was no problem'...the doc said 'sorry Mr. Foster, but theres a major difference between lipstick and gangrene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guru Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Random but right SL....very right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_SWZ Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 when i go out into bristol i dont drink as i drive the 30 miles home. do you know how many people dont wash their hands after having a crap in a pub or club. I personally think all toilet doors should open outwards so you can open them with you body/feet etc keeping your hands off the germs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra-lover Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 when i go out into bristol i dont drink as i drive the 30 miles home. do you know how many people dont wash their hands after having a crap in a pub or club. I personally think all toilet doors should open outwards so you can open them with you body/feet etc keeping your hands off the germs. this is a very weird subject,,, it seems lots and lots of people don't wash there hands after having a "KINDA" it's second nature to me as i thought it would be for everyone els...mmmmmmmmm wonder how many people in this club are guilty to this?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imi Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 this is a very weird subject,,, it seems lots and lots of people don't wash there hands after having a "KINDA" it's second nature to me as i thought it would be for everyone els...mmmmmmmmm wonder how many people in this club are guilty to this?????? Thats it, I wont be shaking any fellow members hand anymore......not unless she is gorgeous YIPPEE- 2999 POSTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra-lover Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 Thats it, I wont be shaking any fellow members hand anymore......not unless she is gorgeous YIPPEE- 2999 POSTS yes I'll be wearing a glove at every meet from now on :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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