Bill Prawn Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Shortly after this bloke married, he was invited out for a night out with the boys. He told the wife that he would be home by midnight... Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 AM, drunk as a skunk, he went home. Just as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly he realised she'd probably wake up, so he cuckooed another 9 times. He was really proud of himself for having the presence of mind, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. Next morning the wife asked him what time he got in. He told her 12 o'clock. Whew! Got away with that one! He thought. Then she told him that they needed a new cuckoo clock. When he asked why, she said, "Well, it cuckooed 3 times, cuckooed another 4 times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, farted, then cuckooed twice more and started giggling." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 good one, wonder how many have done something like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan999 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Must try harder next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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