Muffleman Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Me and the ballast This got me thinking (and laughing ) about what other terms we have for our other half, male or female. I tend to use the 'PPO', (Pleasure Prevention Officer) but my mate calls his missus the handbrake So lets hear 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeT Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 minge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 I tend to use the 'PPO', (Pleasure Prevention Officer) this is so feckin true.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David C Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Big trouble. The 2 year old is little trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Speed limiter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 puddle dumpling and darl face (she doesnt like them) Mrs Pig (she loves that one ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 An old gf was called The screamer! Reason: she came over one night early on in relationship and I said get your butt over here, so she wanted to be playfull and said no. So i went over tickled her and she shouted 'ok im cumming' The house went silent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 My first wife!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Spazmonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Spazmonkey you can tell she doesn't read this board or you'd be getting your ARSE KICKED!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adman Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 heed da baw (you might only get it if youre scottish....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Man Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 ministry of home affairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted August 30, 2006 Author Share Posted August 30, 2006 The Diary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 bird, yep thats it bird, i am so imaginitive:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 you can tell she doesn't read this board or you'd be getting your ARSE KICKED!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnd-mkiv Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 minge works for me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 To balance it she calls me Gimbleoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra Lee Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Smelly head, dunno why. It just flows of the tongue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Errmm don't really have any. We do have an embarassing couple language which is clearly for behind closed doors only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Errmm don't really have any. We do have an embarassing couple language which is clearly for behind closed doors only. oh go on tell us! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 oh go on tell us! lol I could but then I'd have to kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 I could but then I'd have to kill you. haha not sure its worth the risk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 err. Mummy and Daddy. That sounds weird but in my defence it's used to take the mickey via the dogs... i.e. "Boys, isn't Daddy being a d1ck head today?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamer Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Fat ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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